Your Evolve based song parodies


#1

This topic is for people to express their feelings and opinions on Evolve through parodies of your favorite songs. Please link the original song so we can sing along to the new lyrics.

Maybe in another life,
I could play you there.
Taken down before your time.
I can’t play, it’s so unfair.
And it feels, and it feels like
Launch is so far away.
And it feels, yeah it feels like
My system’s grown cold
Now that Evolve’s gone away

Not deleting the beta
Shows that I still care.
Opening it and logging in
Can’t bring back what’s taken from me.
I reach to the sky
And cry at 2K
“Oh please let me play,
You should”
And it feels, and it feels like
Launch is so far away
And it stings.
Yeah it stings now
My system’s so cold
Now that Evolve’s gone away
Gone away, gone away.

I’LL PLAY SOLO

I reach to the sky
And cry at 2K
“Oh please let me play,
You should”

And it feels, yeah it feels like
Launch is so far away.
And it feels, yeah it feels like
My system’s grown cold
Now that Evolve’s gone away
Gone away, gone away.

Let me hear you parodies of how Evolve has made you feel :smile:


#2

I really love Offspring and they were ‘my band’ growing up. Really like this song. There is an instrumental only version of this song that is kick ass. Let me see if I can dig it up. Here it is @Brandini


#3

We did have the “In the Jungle” song, where goliath was sleeping tonight…


#4

In the jungle, the might jungle, Goliath sneaks tonight…


#5

Yep, vídeo not available in my country due to… reasons.


#6

Yeah, you know it. @Brandini, do you want us to write these parodies? We have some very creative people here


#7

Yes I do. I was originally going to use a song by the Dixie Chicks for the parody, but this worked out too well lol


#8

Enter Sandman should work out pretty well. Just change the parts from

E xit Light = Go li Ath
En ter Night = Kra ken Wraith etc…


#9

I as long as it incorporates your feelings for Evolve (mine being sad that I can’t play anymore)


#10

Now for some reason I want to make a music video of the Hunters searching for the Monster during the ‘slow parts’ of Riders of Doom from Conan and the battle portion when the Monster starts bashing them in during the ‘faster drum parts’.

(Because the song is awesome)


#11

Markov and his Lighting Gun is with you!


#12

This good song to bash skulls to


#13

I love that drums and brass in that one. Used to play drums in school and a band so I’m very partial to drums, especially Kaito drumming :smiley:


#14

I have one song that I mumble to myself while playing the Monstar.

Is Accellerant crazy for mumbling a song to himself? Who knows! Lets get to the song dear readers! This “song” is dedicated to all the Laz players out there, for you’re the scariest medic of them all ;D

P.S. I’m so sorry in advance.

I threw a rock at your face
Please don’t shoot me all day
I looked at my armor
And so I run away

I killed your trapper on the way
I could do this all day
I was looking forward to eating him
But here comes an ar~tillery

My hunger was amazing
Dead Mobs
Armor flowing
Bright Message
Trappers Alive
Oh *$&% they have a Laz?!

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my flame breathe
So melt please maybe
It’s hard to win fights when you ressy
But here’s my flame breathe
So melt please maybe

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my fists
So die now maybe
And all the other hunters
Try to chase me
But here’s my fists
So die now maybe

You ressy all I down
I try to eat but frown
You keep blasting my face
Have holes in every known place

I beg and plea for your death
But you keep on running away
Please stop helping Laz support
You’re getting in my way

Your magic hand is glowing
Zom-bies
Your friends are undead
Oh God
Are they edible?
I think you need to die now

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my boulder
So die please maybe
It’s hard to win fights when you ressy
But here’s my boulder
So die please maybe

Before you came into my life
I destroyed the hunters
Destroyed the hunters
I destroyed all the hunters
Before you came into my life
I won every fight
And you should know that
I hate you so bad, bad, bad bad…

It’s hard to win any fight
But here’s my flame breathe
So die now maybe

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my leap smash
So die now maybe
And all the other hunters
Try to chase me
But here’s my leap smash
So die now maybe

Before you came into my life
I crushed the hunters
I crushed the hunters
I crushed all the hunters
Before you came into my life
I could win games
And you should know that
So die please maybe


#15

Nyan Cat Theme- Mario Paint:

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~Catchy piano/xylophone/whatever instrumental~
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Thank you.


#16

I am the last man stand survivor
I am the last man respawning.

I’ll be the last man stand survivor
I’ll be the last man respawning.


#17

Where have all the good men gone
and where are all the gods?
Where’s the streetwise Hyde to fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white knight wielding a fiery weapon?
Late at night I toss
and I turn
and I dream of what I need.
I need a hero. I’m holding out for a hero 'til the end of the fight.
He’s gotta be strong
and he’s gotta be fast

And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I’m holding out for a hero 'til the dropship light.
He’s gotta be sure
and it’s gotta be soon

And he’s gotta be larger than life!
larger than life.
Somewhere after midnight
in my wildest fantasy

Somewhere just beyond my reach
there’s someone reaching back for me.
Racing on the lightning strike and rising with the flame-breath

It’s gonna take an assualt to sweep me off my feet.
I need a hero. I’m holding out for a hero 'til the end of the fight.
He’s gotta be strong
and he’s gotta be fast

And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I’m holding out for a hero 'til the dropship light.
He’s gotta be sure
and it’s gotta be soon

And he’s gotta be larger than life.
I need a hero. I’m holding out for a hero 'til the end of the fight.
Up where the goliaths rock throws the heavens above

Out where the lightning seeks us out

I could swear there is something
somewhere
watching me.
Through the vortex
and the chill
and the rain

And the storm
and the flood

I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood.
I need a hero. I’m holding out for a hero 'til the end of the fight.
He’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be fast

And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight.
I need a hero. I’m holding out for a hero 'til the dropship light.
He’s gotta be sure
and it’s gotta be soon

And he’s gotta be larger than life.
I need a hero. I’m holding out for a hero 'til the end of the fight.


#18

The lyrics already fit.

Just need to change them:

I know what you’ve been through
I knew you before you turned to
This monster that I’m hunting now


#19

Well sometimes I fly out by myself
And I set off for the monster
And I look for some footprints, or fallen trees
And in my head I hear a whisper

Now I’ve gotten pounced,
Well my body’s now a mess
And I’ve missed your short cropped hair
And the way you tranq that beast
Won’t you come on over
Stop him making food outta me
Why don’t you come on over, Valerie?

Valerie [x3]

Did you have to heal Parnell,
Damn his super serum to hell, did you get the cool down perk?
I hope you see you’re a man down
Since you’re the only woman who’ll fix me up, yeah
Fetch your Salvatron beam
Make sure you bring the whole team, can you hear me?
Get in close and pop that heal burst
The situation can’t get worse, wait, where is Daisy?

In a Tyrant’s mouth,
My legs don’t look their best
And I’ve missed your short cropped hair
And the way you tranq that beast
Won’t you come on over?
Stop him making food outta me
Why don’t you come on over, Valerie?

Valerie [x3]

Well sometimes I fly out by myself
And I set off for the monster
And I look out for footprints, or fallen trees
And in my head I hear a whisper

Surprised a crowbill sloth,
I outran him, need to rest
And I’ve missed your short cropped hair
And the way you tranq that beast
Won’t you come on over
Stop him making food outta me
Why don’t you come on over, Valerie?

Valerie [x7]

Why don’t you come over, Valerie?


#20

Ah we can track if we want to, just don’t leave your friends behind
Though if your friends don’t track, if you don’t mind the gap
Well they’ll say you’re outta your mind

I say, they can hide where they want to, to where they think we’ll never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can track

Ah we can dome when we want to, the team is perked and so am I
And we can cloak real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

I say we can trap if want to, if we don’t nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally a n00b
And I can act like an imbecile
I say we can track, we can track everything out control

We can track, we can track we’re doing it wall to wall
We can track, we can track everybody look at your hands
We can track, we can track everybody takin’ the chance

Safety track
Oh well the safety track
Ah yes the safety track

Ss-aa-ff-ee-tt-yy
Safety-Track

We can track if we want to, we’ve got all your life and mine
As long as we pursue it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right

and so on repeating previous…