What's your Spirit Evolvimal?


#1

Maddcow - I like to think I’m slow even though I post on literally every thread before anyone else can even read it! Also I like to think I’m a squid or some other animal that isn’t a cow. U mad, bro? Cuz I am!

Goliath - I’m big. I’m strong. I pack a punch and eat hunters for lunch.

Kraken - Wise, but fierce. Smart and cautious.

Wraith - OPOPOP (kidding). Shy and not much of a people person. Quick to anger but fast to run when I realize I’m in over my head.

Armadon - I’ve got a thick shell and I’m pretty slow-moving. I also really love nature.

Blitzleopard - Fast to act and I love company, but am just as fierce on my own. I’m pretty hot-blooded if I sense someone threatening me.

Cephalodon - I love swimming and all things having to do with the water. I’m not cowardly but I also don’t start fights. Groups, solo, I’m just a lover of all things. Also, I’ll eat your face.

Crowbill Sloth - HULK SMASH. BIG KILL. BIG HURT. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Canyon Strider/Marsh Strider - I hate confrontation and have just one best friend or a couple close friends. We always stick together but we’re also pretty diverse.

Dune Beetle - I hate everything… I’m pretty mean, honestly, and I never let go of a grudge.

Glaciopod - Poop. Poo poo poop poop. Plz don’t kill me.

Mammoth Bird - I’m… pretty average. Got friends, got family, just got a normal life, really. I’m easily intimidated by others and will pretend to be nice… but I will backstab you any time you leave yourself open.

Megamouth - I’m always hungry for something and love just lazing about. Don’t get me riled up though because I can really pounce on someone if I’m angered.

Obsidian Beetle - I just want to be left alone. I curl up into a little ball when threatened and love all things nature and leafy.

Reaver - I like to make a scene and troll around with my friends, but really I’m not that threatening.

Spotter - I love rules and chocolate and oo a pinecone… AHHHHHHHH IT’S GOLIATH! What was I saying?

Steamadon - I absolutely hate confrontation and instead hide behind a smokescreen of idle threats. I’m shy, but hearty and don’t often go out of my way for others. I mostly care about myself.

Trapjaw - Fierce and fiercely loyal, I’m a great follower and love to help my friends. Don’t mess with them though or I’ll bite your face off. I’m especially great at task-oriented jobs and finding things.

Tyrant - Step… away…

Venomhound - I’m pretty hyper and run around quite a bit, but that doesn’t mean I can’t slap you silly if you get close.

Carnivorous Plants - I’ll wrap you up, eat you, and spit you out! Dangerous and just all around bad… but I’ve also got a glass jaw.

Batray - I am scared… of everything… and I love being around as many other scared people as I can.

(That’s all I got! Pick one, say why if you want aaaand feel free to correct me if you think something is wrong!)


#2

I am Groot!


#3

cupcake - because easter shouldnt be without eggs


#5

Woops, wrong thread cx. I clicked a button, changing, sowwy!

Edit: Also, after reading this, a couple of things…

Did you mean Canyon Strider?

Basking Cephalodon. Also, maybe incorporate something about eating a lot? These guys will go to town on Glaciopods.

@Hydrawolf


#6

Changed and yes I did. I haven’t paid much attention to the wildlife, really… too busy eating them… I just kinda made this topic on a whim XD.


#7

I absolutely LOVE the Evolve wildlife. My favorites are Cephalodons, Obsidian Beetles, and Blitz Leopards.


#8

Mammoth bird average? That one should really say “I’m easily intimidated by others and will pretend to be nice… but I will backstab you any time you leave yourself open. I will revel in your pain.”


#9

According to that logic if you’re a megamouth does that make you a wanker? :stuck_out_tongue:


#10

Well, gotta do something when you’re just sitting there while the monsters and the hunter are on the other side of the map I guess.

That wasn’t quite the same logic anyway, if we’re talking Hyde logic I would have said “Hi, I’m a mammoth bird. I’m a judgemental prick.”


#11

As for picking one, guess I’ll go with Blitz Leopard. Or Kraken. Hmm.


#12

I’m definitely a Cephalodon.


#13

ARMADON ALL THE WAY!!!

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#14

I’m a Wraith… I went to the Museum recently and that reaffirmed my dislike for public places and people. I’ll just stay home and play Evolve please :flushed:


#15

There is no wildlife known as the “Cephalopod”

I think you might mean “Cephalodon?”


#16

Behemoth- I’m 6’2 240 pounds I’m lazy I’d prefer it if you came to me but if I have to I will run you down.


#17

Truthfully may consider myself a trapjaw


#18

I’m an Armadon too! Huzzah for nature, evolve, and things that go slow!


#19

Cows go slow to :frowning:


#20

pretty much sums me up.

I would pick behemoth because my spirit animal is a volcano.


#21

I think my Spirit Evolvimal would be Liam Neeson. But it’s not there :stuck_out_tongue: