What if Evolve was


#1

Let’s just sit back for a moment and think about what Evolve would be like if, instead of an M-rated game, Evolve was a…
-Saturday morning cartoon
-Preschool show
-Music video
-Webcomic
-Porno
-Book
-MOBA
Any other “what ifs” you’d like to share? State them and I may put them in the OP!
UPDATE: -Game show


What if evolve
#2


#3

I don’t think I want that. There’s enough creepy fan fics out there shutters


#4

Asking the important questions I see.

Edit: We’re all quote replying the same thing. XD

12 quote replies, let’s keep this up! We need even more people!


#5

“I am the Jackal, fear my sting! If ya know what I mean…”


#6

##EDIT:

I know a certain forumite who went above and beyond :wink:

I shall not name him/her/it/cheese.


#7

#8

@CollapsedArc @Zwiebach1 @Deity_Pharaoh @Valeofnight @KomodoLover @10shredder00 This thread has yielded better results than expected. To answer your questions, I would like to refer to rule 34 of the internet: “There shalt beith a porno of each and every thing that exists; and if there is not, let it come to exist.”


#9

As I said, I have already seen the Rule #34 of Evolve written by the hands of a certain forumite whom I shall not name.


#10

Twas a wait?


#11

Sir, you seem to have forgotten to quote yourself. This is a thing now.

With the monsters we currently have, I sure hope not for the poor hunters.


#12

Done. Where’s mah cookie?


#13

*cough Rule 34 *cough


#14

You get nothing. You lose.


#15

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mah dreams…

Crushed…

Like mah cookie…

lol


#17

Hey puddin’ I’d be like:


#18

It was a joke guys :confused:


#19

“I’m gonna fluffin’ melt the fluffy monster’s face with my fluffy flamethrower!”

Now wouldn’t that be something…


#20

*rainblower


#21

Goliath “Hey Wraith, would you mind if I charged at you tonight baby?”

Well then.