I mean not right now. It’s 1 right now, and I leave at 4, but, I figured I’d do something productive like sit around and talk to you guys.
As it goes, I’m heading off to Virginia tonight. For reference, I’m in Ontario. We got a fairly big drive ahead of us, but, the payoff? A couple of days to chill out with my girlfriend - Face to face, at last.
Course I don’t have a laptop anymore, nor am I skilled in the ways of hacking the netz so I can be online during that time. Thus, I’ll have my longest break from Evolve and the Evolve forums to date.
Also feels like I need to make up for lost time, so let me do that ahead of time.
Feel free, friends, to distribute these lines as nessecary…
To people who say the game is dead: Your statistics are flawed, and a game doesn’t die until people stop working on it.
To people who say this or that is OP: Yes, of course it is. And so is everything else, so shut it.
To people who are sick of me not rhyming: Sorry.
To everyone who claims that the game is definitely going to die because they’re pitting two characters with bugs against one another for the weekend challenge (which I sadly won’t get to be a part of, so i dont get a skin for my fave kraken ;-;): You’re an idiot. Half the reason they do these things is to gather info, so yes, it’s probably a good idea to gather as much info as possible like this on the two characters. Heavens knows the whiners don’t have the good will to play the characters often enough for TRS to test them normally.
To those of you who read that and say, “Huh, i didn’t think of that.”: OF COURSE YA DIDN’T YA MOOK!
If Sledgepainter goes insane and starts wrecking everyone, just approach her calmly and say: Hey there big guy, sun’s getting pretty low.
And to those of you who want to start doomsayer revolutions, I have not a statement for you, but instead, I shall bequeth unto you, by way of my associates, a boot to the head.
And another one for Jenny and the wimp.
And to Rapterror, I also bequeth unto you…
A boot to the head.
And another one for jenny and the wimp!
Anyways, I’m gonna miss you guys. ;-; KEEP EVOLVIN’.
…Also i’m still not leaving yet. That post killed maybe 15 minutes. Let’s chat.