Truth of attacks- Colonists hoarding beef jerky


#1

Seems like @Matthew hasn’t been entirely honest with us. Abe revealed that the reason Monsters know to target key structures and supplies is because the Colonists have amassed a huge stockpile of beef jerky, which they foolishly took with them on the evacuation ship. After this stunning revelation came to light, I don’t even blame the Monsters anymore.


#2

I always knew those colonists weren’t to be trusted…hidin all the jerky…they disgust me >_>


#3

ikr? Abe, quote (approximately) “How do they know to target the ship? They got fucking beef jerky or something?”


#4

Apparently I have to play Abe more, any reason I can find to hate the colonists more the better. Damn humans. L2Share


#5

I heard they even stockpiled turkey jerky :open_mouth:


#6

Don’t be jerks!

GIVE US THE JERKY!


#7

Scale of people I trust:
Myself>Butch (and the magnificent Popo) >Everyone else>That one convict that lies no matter what>Colonists


#8

You left me out of the equation dude… Right in the feels


#9

Nuh uh, you just need to read better, ya crazy ^.^


#10

Nice save there…


#11

I is teh ninjaest of ninjas ^.-


#12

Shadap and get me jerky now ^.^


#13

:bucket_salute: I’m on it
Brohemoth on Defend=I win button


#14

Good… Good…


#15

It’s all so clear :astonished: How could the colonists do this? Next time I go into rescue :

Colonists: Sh**! I can’t get up! Help me up!
Me: Do you have any jerkey to give me?
Colonist: Well Uh… no…
Me: Then stay on that ground.


#16

Quite  


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#18

Someone have a video of this dialogue?