Seems like @Matthew hasn’t been entirely honest with us. Abe revealed that the reason Monsters know to target key structures and supplies is because the Colonists have amassed a huge stockpile of beef jerky, which they foolishly took with them on the evacuation ship. After this stunning revelation came to light, I don’t even blame the Monsters anymore.
I always knew those colonists weren’t to be trusted…hidin all the jerky…they disgust me >_>
ikr? Abe, quote (approximately) “How do they know to target the ship? They got fucking beef jerky or something?”
Apparently I have to play Abe more, any reason I can find to hate the colonists more the better. Damn humans. L2Share
I heard they even stockpiled turkey jerky
Don’t be jerks!
GIVE US THE JERKY!
Scale of people I trust:
Myself>Butch (and the magnificent Popo) >Everyone else>That one convict that lies no matter what>Colonists
You left me out of the equation dude… Right in the feels
Nuh uh, you just need to read better, ya crazy ^.^
Nice save there…
I is teh ninjaest of ninjas ^.-
Shadap and get me jerky now ^.^
:bucket_salute: I’m on it
Brohemoth on Defend=I win button
It’s all so clear How could the colonists do this? Next time I go into rescue :
Colonists: Sh**! I can’t get up! Help me up!
Me: Do you have any jerkey to give me?
Colonist: Well Uh… no…
Me: Then stay on that ground.
Someone have a video of this dialogue?