I don’t know what it is exactly but I know it’s there damn it!
Quick! Turtle Rock Studios! Narf it!
So that’s what it feels like to claim something is OP and demand instant satisfaction…
Maybe if I claim that Evolve is OP enough 2K will have TRS narf the whole game.
I can see it already!
Hunters shooting narf bullets!
Hank shield? Hank Bubblewrap!
Damage amp? Coat the monster in flowers!
Goliath Rock Throw? Its a Narf Ball!
Kraken flying OP? Give the Hunters Kraken wings! (I like the BBQ ones)
Wraith movement OP? Give her Narf Tentacle legs! They won’t be able to support her already phat movement speed.
Brohemoth? Narfhemoth! He’s just a narf ball… a big flaming Narf Ball. What a douche.
Bucket? He’s immortal! NERF HIS LIFESPAN BY 50% DURATION! It’s only fair since you cut something of the Wraith’s by half. Come on TRS do it! It won’t even hurt Bucket that bad! He’ll still have the other half of his immortality so this helps balerance that!
I’m not trolling! Just lawling.
Also Markov seems like a guy that could take an Arrow to the Knee and still keep going… after a bottle of Vodka. That seems OP.
I find it even more OP that I don’t hear this Russian ever talking about Vodka or the fact that nobody has seemed to care that he’s a Russian that doesn’t talk about his Vodka!
How dare you demand a Russian Cyclops his Vodka TRS! For shame.
Now I will go to bed angry about all this OP shiz before anymore things that are OP come to mind.
But wait! This OP (open post) is UP! Barf it!