The Thread for really bad jokes


#21

“I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’.”


#22

This thread is what I needed today, thank you.


#23

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff…ba dum tss.


#24

Where did Sally goes when the bomb exploded ?
Everywhere


#25

What a hideous thread.This whole thread reeks of updog.


#26

What’s updo- Oh fuck you dude.


#27

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


#28

What does the circle shape sells ?
Pie


#29

#30

Me:"Empty your pocket"
Girl :"What?,why?"
Me:“Cause you just stole my heart”


#31


#32

That was pretty raw.


#33

Oh I got TONS of these.

How do you make soup gold ?

You put in fourteen carrots.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back ?

A stick.

What do you call a magician’s dead assistant ?

An abracadaver.

What did one wall say to the other ?

Meet you at the corner.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail ?

A horse and its rider !

What did the green grape say to the purple one ?

BREATHE, stupid ! BREATHE !

Like I said, TONS. Let me know if anyone needs more.


#34

Well, apart from shitty Elder Scrolls puns, I’m out.


#35

I love this topic already. :smile:

A Roman man walks into a bar. He goes up to the barman, holds up two fingers and says “five pints please.”


#36

No. I’ve heard this joke too much and I hate it! In the joke it never specifies that he held the 2 fingers like a V so it doesn’t work.


#37

whuduyoumean ?


#38


#39

I think it’s time for some anti-humor:
Why does the chicken cross the road ?

Because it can walk


#40

Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?

Cause it ran out of juice!

Doctor doctor, I only have 59 seconds left to live!

Just a minute.

What happened to the car with a wooden engine?

It wooden go.

Doctor doctor, I think I am going blind!

You are most certainly right, this is the post office.

What kind of mistake does a ghost make?

A boo-boo.