The Thread for really bad jokes


“I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’.”


This thread is what I needed today, thank you.


A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff…ba dum tss.


Where did Sally goes when the bomb exploded ?


What a hideous thread.This whole thread reeks of updog.


What’s updo- Oh fuck you dude.


A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


What does the circle shape sells ?



Me:"Empty your pocket"
Girl :"What?,why?"
Me:“Cause you just stole my heart”



That was pretty raw.


Oh I got TONS of these.

How do you make soup gold ?

You put in fourteen carrots.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back ?

A stick.

What do you call a magician’s dead assistant ?

An abracadaver.

What did one wall say to the other ?

Meet you at the corner.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail ?

A horse and its rider !

What did the green grape say to the purple one ?


Like I said, TONS. Let me know if anyone needs more.


Well, apart from shitty Elder Scrolls puns, I’m out.


I love this topic already. :smile:

A Roman man walks into a bar. He goes up to the barman, holds up two fingers and says “five pints please.”


No. I’ve heard this joke too much and I hate it! In the joke it never specifies that he held the 2 fingers like a V so it doesn’t work.


whuduyoumean ?



I think it’s time for some anti-humor:
Why does the chicken cross the road ?

Because it can walk


Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?

Cause it ran out of juice!

Doctor doctor, I only have 59 seconds left to live!

Just a minute.

What happened to the car with a wooden engine?

It wooden go.

Doctor doctor, I think I am going blind!

You are most certainly right, this is the post office.

What kind of mistake does a ghost make?

A boo-boo.