The Thread for really bad jokes


#1

So yeah, i’m bored, entertain me with really cheesy jokes!

RULES:

  • No personal jokes

  • No innapropriate jokes

  • No jokes about other forumers

That’s it i guess, this is really just the thread for jokes, so besides jokes that completely piss on the rules, you’re really all set!


#2

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you’ll rise and shine…:stuck_out_tongue:


#3

What’s the difference between a potato and a orange?

The potato is brown.


#4

What did the doctor say to the other doctor?

We are both doctors


#5

Awwwww. That means I have no jokes to tell.


#6

it might hurt their feelings tho


#7

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller…:joy:


#8

okay, that one was pretty corny, so since we’re not keeping score, i’m just going to give you a package of oreos because of these bad jokes.


#9

I read…waited…comprehended…facepalmed.


#10

Ok. Last one for the night.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahahaha.


#11

#12

They’re only little jokes. XP


#13

FINE

i’ll let you slip one out for demonstration, if the mods (@TheMountainThatRoars @Buckets_Sentry_Gun) approve, then jokes of that magnitude will be allowed.


#14

As long as it’s a harmless joke between friends. :slight_smile:


#15

Spider 1: What’s wrong buddy?
Spider 2: My mum says that I’m too young to be on the web.


#16

@Trollogrefey @Tsathy @Axilla

You have to hand it to these three… well, that’s because they’re so short they can’t reach.


#17

D<

triggered


#18

What did the bull say when his son go to college ?
Bison


#19

At least when I go to bed I don’t have to worry about mistaking my chest for my pillows.


#20

What do you call a detective reptile?

An Investi-Gator