The Thread for really bad jokes


So yeah, i’m bored, entertain me with really cheesy jokes!


  • No personal jokes

  • No innapropriate jokes

  • No jokes about other forumers

That’s it i guess, this is really just the thread for jokes, so besides jokes that completely piss on the rules, you’re really all set!


What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you’ll rise and shine…:stuck_out_tongue:


What’s the difference between a potato and a orange?

The potato is brown.


What did the doctor say to the other doctor?

We are both doctors


Awwwww. That means I have no jokes to tell.


it might hurt their feelings tho


What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller…:joy:


okay, that one was pretty corny, so since we’re not keeping score, i’m just going to give you a package of oreos because of these bad jokes.


I read…waited…comprehended…facepalmed.


Ok. Last one for the night.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahahaha.



They’re only little jokes. XP



i’ll let you slip one out for demonstration, if the mods (@TheMountainThatRoars @Buckets_Sentry_Gun) approve, then jokes of that magnitude will be allowed.


As long as it’s a harmless joke between friends. :slight_smile:


Spider 1: What’s wrong buddy?
Spider 2: My mum says that I’m too young to be on the web.


@Trollogrefey @Tsathy @Axilla

You have to hand it to these three… well, that’s because they’re so short they can’t reach.





What did the bull say when his son go to college ?


At least when I go to bed I don’t have to worry about mistaking my chest for my pillows.


What do you call a detective reptile?

An Investi-Gator