The terrible joke puns thread


#1

This a thread where you make the most horrible jokes possible themed around specific things. I chose my jokes to be themed around skeletons. Now you chose and bring the horrible puns and jokes coming.


#2

What do you do when a skeleton runs across the road? Come jump out your skin and join him! Nyheh heh heh heh heh.


#3

another one


#4

Hey look another thread for @Jedi_Warrior

######/Kappa


#5

He makes good puns though :stuck_out_tongue:


#6

I bet he will tickle our funny bone. Nyheh heh heh heh heh!


#7

There is like a hundred of these threads lol


#8

Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho


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Sorry if I’m doing bad at the game, I’m a little…

Rusty…

BA DUM TISS


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I’d like to make a pun about rubber bands…

but it would be a stretch.


#16

I would make a joke about chemistry but I don’t think I wouldn’t get a very good reaction


#17

Thanks sentry. I love these kinds of topics, but they do tend to kick the Bucket pretty quickly. I usually try to deploy whatever jokes and puns I can before that happens. I do try not to hit my maximum limit early on though.

And because it was Star Wars day a couple of days ago, here’s a star wars joke.

Darth Vader says to Luke “I know what you’re getting for christmas.” Luke asks, “how do you know?” Darth vader replies, “Because I can feel your presents.” :sunglasses:


#18

What am I doing with my life?


#19

Thats life! :wink:


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