GUYS LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF SIR PUGSLEY!
It all started when pugdalf came to the pugsdale, and told pugsley and his friend brian(because that’s a normal name) that they had to run.
Sir Pugsley found a mount soon, but Brian(that motherfucker) was not as lucky.
he rode and rode till his horse died, but luckily there was a nearby unicorn.
once again he rode and rode, until the unicorn literally fell apart.
he searched far and wide for another mount.
he found the ultimate mount.
and then they killed everyone and rode into the sunset together, and lived hapilly ever after