The Evolve Birthday Game

#1

Hey all,

I decided to make this fun little forum game for three reasons:

  1. I did play Evolve not too long ago but I need a break (and coffee).
  2. As a result of said break I’m bored.
  3. It’s the birthday(ish) of one of Evolve’s Community Managers.

So! The rules of this forum game are simple. Using various aspects of your birth date, you will select from the following options.

First, your birth month. Depending on your birth month, pick the following:

  • January - Stuck in deep space with…
  • February - In a dropship crash with…
  • March - On the run from…
  • April - Getting kicked off Cabot’s Hunter team with…
  • May - Trying to capture a baby monster with…
  • June - Attempting to harvest brain tissue from a monster with…
  • July - Held prisoner by EbonStar with…
  • August - Out of jetpack fuel on a desert island with…
  • September - Using Parnell’s Super Soldier stuff as a recreational drug with…
  • October - Trying to create monster repellent with…
  • November - Eating Hank’s monster barbecue with…
  • December - Attempting to reason with the monsters with…

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Now, next, your day of birth. Take your day of birth, divide by 2, and round down. Depending on your result, pick the following:

  • 1 - Markov
  • 2 - Hank
  • 3 - Val
  • 4 - Maggie
  • 5 - Hyde
  • 6 - Bucket
  • 7 - Lazarus
  • 8 - Griffin
  • 9 - Torvald
  • 10 - Cabot
  • 11 - Caira
  • 12 - Abe
  • 13 - Lennox
  • 14 - Jack
  • 15 - Sunny

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I realize not all Hunters are included here, but there are only so many days in a month. :frowning:

Now, the last digit of your birth year. This will complete your Evolve Birthday Equation™, as this will be the Monster involved in your birthday scenario. Take the last digit of your birth year, divide by two, and round down. Depending on your result, pick the following:

  • 1 - Goliath
  • 2 - Kraken
  • 3 - Wraith
  • 4 - Behemoth
  • 5 - Meteor Goliath

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Now…let’s see what you all get. This will also have the side effect of giving us all hints of everyone’s age. evil laugh

I’ll start:
10, November, 3 (the last digit of my birth year).

Eating Hank’s monster barbecue with Hyde - Kraken

I hope Hank knows how to deep fry, because that’s the ONLY way I’ll take my calamari, thank you very much.

YOUR TURN

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#2

one problem my birth year ends in a zero

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#3

In that case, treat your last digit as 10.

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#4

On the run from Caira-Goliath. aka my career of playing evolve competitively.

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#5

I just got kicked off Cabot’s hunter team with Caira and Meteor Golaith…

Caira is mine now Moiser ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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#6

I see there are plenty of voters but not many people posting their actual results. Come on, don’t be shy. :wink:

#7

14 Sept 3

Using Parnell’s Super Soldier stuff as a recreation drug with… Jack and Goliath.

Well atleast one of the three of us won’t die

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#8

Jack on Super Soldier is both a hilarious and terrifying thought. :smiling_imp:

#9

19, September, 9

Using Parnell’s Super Soldier stuff as a recreational drug with Torvald - Behemoth

Woah, Behemoth’s rock arms feel fuzzy! Check this out!

Also happy birthday @IWannaBeATiger~!

:smiley: fun stuff

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#10

I think he’d be very hyper for all of 3 seconds and then start vibrating and

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#11

August 7 , ***8
Out of jetpack fuel on a desert island with Laz and Kraken

Well it looks like I don’t need to worry about dying as Kark can fly me back home! GG desert island
Laz… He probably might plot to use the device on me

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#12

lol out of jetpack fuel on a desert island with lennox and meteor goliath

#13

Using parnell’s Super Soldier stuff as a recreational drug with Griffin. -Behemoth

#14

Wow…lots of Super Soldier users here. Drugs are bad, m’kay?

LOL, I wonder if anyone got September with Sunny.

chipmunk voice BOOM HERO MODE

#15

Stuck in deep space with hank - kraken

#16

Trying to capture a baby wraith with Cabot.

Mines booorrrring

#17

In a dropship crash with Lazarus - Goliath

Well no more miracles :confused:

#18

27 October '4
Trying to create monster repellent with Lennox-Kraken

#19

The only option out of all three polls that hasn’t been picked yet is Maggie. Poor Maggie :frowning:

I know this game is kind of luck of the draw but still it’s interesting how no one that’s participated yet was born on the day range for Maggie.

#20

Getting kicked off Cabot’s hunter team with Val? feat. Kraken? WTF!? I’d rather skip my birthday thanks.

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