Please don’t read that title the wrong way, heh. Flark is the name of this little monster:
I just finished making him. I sew everything by hand since I don’t have a machine and I’m not the best stitcher…but he came out pretty cute and I named him Flark. I stick him in people’s faces or troll their spaces and say…you’ve just been Flarked! It was really fun driving home from Wisconsin and popping him sneakily up in the car window at people. He makes for a happy little troll monster that I hope the devs will give a good home to. Try not to fight over him since he is fragile and would cry if you pulled his tail off! Rumor has it he loves cupcakes and cookies and the latest pizza abomination from Pizza the Hutt…the hot dog bites pizza, probably the most American food ever made…perfect for hungry monsters that care not about their pot bellies or bowels! I figure the devs could always use a pick-me-up and Flark is a nice hug-able size for those bad days when it seems like reading the forum, stream chats, or working out the game bugs is just too much to deal with.
He already has a very nice helping of pug hairs all woven about his plush body. Nothing I can do about that. Pug hairs get into literally everything. He brings you a little slice of Mugsy the pug love. He seems to not have a nose but he can smell quite well, hence his big toothy grin…he’s always seeking out tasty 3-meat or 3 sugar treats.
I don’t know why I gave him human looking feet…it just sorta happened. But they help him stand up really well since they are so big.
Flark has a big heart he wears on his sleev-er-chest, and hopes to become a mascot for the devs cubicles and get passed around the office space. Don’t tickle his belly button or he might accidentally chomp your hand!
Who has a waggy butt…you have a waggy butt! He’ll be seeing the devs soooooon!