The Angry Birds Movie (new thread because no necromancy!)


#1

So Sony/Rovio and whoever else is involved in making the Angry Birds movie came out with a new trailer:

Sucking still confirmed. I honestly don’t see anything new in this trailer that can save this movie.

You’re probably wondering why I keep posting about a movie that I know will blow chunks. It’s because it’s like watching a trainwreck - so awful to know it’s happening, of course, but at the same time beautiful in its destruction. I used to like the Angry Birds back when it was just a silly little $.99 game and its associated short Looney Toons-esque cartoons. Now that they’re trying to make a full-length movie, it’s like watching a black hole form as the matter comprising Angry Birds collapses in on itself.


#2

Tbh they’re just capitalizing on a fan base of mainly younger children. But yeah, 99 percent sure this movie is gonna have no redeeming qualities.


#3

Um well I don’t think it will be good. Any movie using pee jokes in a trailer is a bad sign. I don’t think it will be that bad. I feel it will just be a harmless movie that no one will care about. Come out parents will take kids and that will really be it I feel. I don’t think anyone will really talk about it.


#4

Oh god, it looks… bad >_<


#5

i’ll probably take my lil cousin to watch it though


#6

just making a 30 minute Toons episode would be better tbh.


#7

There were only 2 jokes warranting actual laughter–and not even that much of it–in the entire trailer. That’s not a good sign.


#8

almost as bad as minions, but then again, death is also almost as bad as minions.


#9

i enjoyed the “despicable me” movies, but minions…they’re better off being the minions. the short animations of them are fine, but a full length movie…


#10

nothing is as terrible as minions. Well, other then Jar Jar, but that’s not the point.


#11

i enjoyed jar jar the sith lord though…


#12

that was a theory made by fans.


#13

i’m aware of that…
still enjoyed jar jar though.


#14

Ewoks and Jawas were cooler imo.


#15

jawas, eh. ewoks. maybe. just because its funny to think of “teddy bears” attacking people…


#16

Minions are the Jawa’s idiotic cousins, deciding to reveal their faces instead of keeping them under the hoods, so they also went into the nude.


#17

haha

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#18

I hope I’m not forced to go watch this.