So Sony/Rovio and whoever else is involved in making the Angry Birds movie came out with a new trailer:
Sucking still confirmed. I honestly don’t see anything new in this trailer that can save this movie.
You’re probably wondering why I keep posting about a movie that I know will blow chunks. It’s because it’s like watching a trainwreck - so awful to know it’s happening, of course, but at the same time beautiful in its destruction. I used to like the Angry Birds back when it was just a silly little $.99 game and its associated short Looney Toons-esque cartoons. Now that they’re trying to make a full-length movie, it’s like watching a black hole form as the matter comprising Angry Birds collapses in on itself.