So I was playing with some friends yesterday and our monster buddy didn’t have a mic but he could still here me. I was the final one and I said something like,
"No, DK STAP YOU LOVE ME. Wait let’s call a truce okay? Okay you see that timer on the top? Nod your head if you do…"
"Okay well watch this. I’m gonna wait for that to go down. Now you see this spike?"
"Now I’m gonna put this here and…"
puts spike away because DK has violent seizuring for whatever reason (this is when video starts)
proceeds to place my spike
SATELLITE INSTAGIBS HIM
Everyone on team: "KILL HIM OMG THAT DID SO MUCH DAMAGE AIHAKGXIABZUAJHS"
panics and starts shooting the hell out of DK’s face
DK wrecks me