Stuff your Evolve friends say

A collection of my favorite quotes from some dear friends, and a few funny of my own. Gotta take it to dish it :stuck_out_tongue:

@10shredder00

“You’re an idiot. I say that with love.”

“Batman fought the nazis.”

“We should start a war against Darth Vader.”

“The game smashes me in the face with a brick!”

@The_Specialist

#“Don’t take anything I say seriously.”

“Behemoth is overpowered.”

“Paladin Parnell has terrible healing.”

“Stop quoting me!”

@SledgePainter

“If we lose to a bot, I swear, I’m quitting Evolve.”

“Naw, man, I’m goin’ in, YOLO.”

“They’re called xenomorphs, you should name yourself ‘Xenomorph.’”

“FeelsBadMan.”

@Terry_Locke

[insert comment on how many potatoes were on the team]

-GoGoGoliath

“I’m gonna do some rectal rearrangement with this Plasma Lance!”

“Can’t stop the rock!”

“SLEDGE NO!”

“I’m the team dad, she’s the team Mom, and you two are the insufferable, ungrateful children that I have to father! Now spread out, do your jobs, and if he wants to wait out the dome, LET HIM.”

“Chase me. I dare you.”

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I hear this so many times LOL

Oh my god Sledge! Why wasn’t I there? XD

Stahp! :stuck_out_tongue:

Thanks Shredder, I know you mean it :stuck_out_tongue:

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My friends don’t like evolve. They prefer other games like DOTA 2, CSGO, TF2, Overwatch, etc.

Instead I will post something someone told me just last match:

“you motherfucking grabbing asshole” :laughing:

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Fuckin’ potatoes, man.

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“Evolve friends”…


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What platform you playin’ on man? :frowning:

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hahaha no worries m80. I’m on PC, but I play monster, that’s why.

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“Oh, you’re talkin shit? You just talkin shit because you aint as good as me. You think you good but you aint”

Me: “It was a joke dude calm down”

"Nah, you aint joking. You wouldn’t do that.

Me: “…”

“I want to see you do better, get off the stream and come play. Show me how its done”

I proceed to win and out do him easily.

“You just got lucky”

^^^
That’s my favorite a friend has said so far… lol

Also, @Terry_Locke I miss you man! :frowning:

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Same ;-; PC is a lot of fun but I do miss getting our squad together and ruining a monster’s day. Though, now that Earth has a ps4 again, I will be hopping on sometimes to hunt with you guys :slight_smile:

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WOOOOOOOOO!

I warn you right now. I’m very out of practice. Been doing nothing but potato farming since you left.

But none the less! Your fearless medic is ready to get back into shape and keep your harpooning ass alive!

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No worries, man. My aim is going to be shit since I haven’t touched a controller in months, and I am not at all used to Legacy anymore, so we can be scrubs together

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About fucking time.

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Hit me up man

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“Don’t pick Crow, he sucks!”

I’ve never removed someone off my friends list so fast before.

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But…Crow is arguably the most viable Trapper???

Keep in mind, this is Legacy I’m referring to. A lot of people still think he’s not any good on console.

HES GOING AROUND GO. AROUND.
“I am going around ;_;” - @MrTalha

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Bob evolved into stage 3. I was Caira.
ME: Come at me bro.
HE: I will.
He came. And died.
ME: maniacal laughter

After 20 minutes of fighting Kraken:
HE: gg trapper (me)

After 15 minutes of fighting Bob:
ME: gg
HE: gg. But only trapper. You sound be proud of yourself.

During match I was giving instructions to my team.
HE: you’re not my boss
MY FRIEND @Frame.inc: actually he is. If you want to live you listen to him

I swear to god not a single thing in my life has boosted my ego so much than this game.

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“We woulda won if it hadn’t been for those Dune Beetles. You didn’t see 'em? They were pouring out of the ground with AK-47s and Tommyguns!”

(Immediately before dying) “I GOOOT THIS! TRUUSSST MEEE!!”

“keeP SHOOT! KEEP SHOOT!!!”

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There, fixed it for ya.

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