So...What really happen to Markovs eye?


#1

So i been thinking last “what really happen to markovs eye ?”. Does anybody know what happened to him ? Yeah,for a big russian dude…he’s pretty smart. Unlike hyde…all he know is melting faces…and thats why he’s basass
So tell me guys if you know. I would love to read each and single one of it.


#2

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess work related accident.
Welding man.
Dangerous business.


#3

His first gun was a red ryder.


#4

He tried going stage 4


#5

I have a guess that he survived a really hard accident. And, well, in relation to it, started doing planet taming.


#6

Maybe he had it removed by choice for an upgrade?

Too bad he didn’t go for the laser eye vision attachment :unamused:


#7

My theory:

He actually had his eye when he joined the group but he ‘accidentally’ walked in on Val changing so one of his eyes were ‘destroyed’ so now he replaced it with a video recorder so next time he accidentally walks in on Val again he will have no regrets.


#8

fUCKING SAVAGE


#9

Markov is hard core! He learns from his mistakes.


#10

Not like hyde…he embrace his mistakes ,be an asshole,and…he will melt your face like what he did to his left side of his face


#11

Laser attachment is go for me. #illuminaticonfirmed


#12

Mybe,just maybe,it was……Dune Bettles


#13

Actually, his eye and all that metal around it are just fakes. He overheard that Val likes metalheads and took it too literally.


#14

If thats the case…then hes more of an idiot than hyde.


#15

If you spent all your time with peeps like Griffin, Hyde, Hank, oh god LAZ…you’d be blind too.


#16

The power of love :kissing_heart:


#17

Aint it obvious your parents weren’t lying when they said masturbation makes your blind, he stopped just in time to save his other eye.


#18

A FORCE FROM ABOVE-
Oh sorry, we’re not singing?
Dangit.


#19

Not yet my friend. But we will on their wedding day


#20

Excellent.