Say Something Random 5.4


#9419

That’s terrifying.


#9420

Good! That’s what I was after.


#9421

That’s adorable he’s making a brother(?)


#9422

He took the head of his latest victim to replace his own with.


#9423

@Kai

Get a load of this!


#9424

@discobot fortune
Do you feel used and abused?


#9425

:crystal_ball: Yes definitely


#9426

You heard the man, pack it up.


#9427

@discobot fortune

is discobot here to rule humanity?


#9428

:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now


#9429

Nani the fuck is this


#9430

well it happened, Discobot was correct… I increased in rank in overwatch… all witness our new overlord Discobot


#9431

That’s way less sexual than I thought of…


#9432

… wtf boomy


#9433

I cant control it.


#9434

I am really looking forward to this new bilgewater champ!! I love bilgewater! OwO

… Just… Might not play him cus support :’>
Sorta dont want to go into support anymore >.<"


#9435

Fuckin northerners have no idea how to make tea. :anger:

So I’m at Arby’s. I go to get my drink. Its the north and they don’t have sweet tea. That’s fine, I assumed as much. I take the unsweet as I brought my own sweetener. I take a preemptive sip.

Its soured… like straight up fermented. I tell the manager as he is readily available. He looks me dead in the eyes and I can see the lights go out.

He stares like this, mouth agape for 5 seconds and then asks “what do you mean, soured?” As if the concept of tea going bad is an alien concept.

After many mental gymnastics were used to explain the concept to him he finally and confusingly asks if I would like fresh tea, as if he is still unsure of how that will help.

So he brews more tea and gets me a fresh cup. No ice, just hot tea. WTF. I wait a bit and pour some ice in myself, trying to limit the splash unsuccessfully and give it a sip. Its god damn over brewed!!!


#9436


#9437

Dis is my new controller bois.

Such a relief that this controller actually functions properly, unlike my old one.


#9438

This amuses me so much lmao