That would be cool as shit. Ostriches may be mean motherfuckers, but Imma fight one with my bear hands and claim a trophy.
It would be a glorious wedding.
(P.S. I'm not dumb. I men my literal 'bear' hands: http://tashawinnie.deviantart.com/art/Bear-Hands-436985360.)
Instead of catching the bouquet it should be whoever can catch and kill the ostrich is the next in line to be wed.
This is a wonderful idea. Would actually pay to see a bunch of women in ugly-ass dresses try to wrestle an ostrich.
I'm just imagining a bunch of brides maid in a pile on an ostrich... Eventually one pops up with her dress splattered in blood and shes holding the head up in the air in triumph.
I'd very much like to have a simple wedding if the time ever comes ^^;
Simple man with simple needs :'>
~feels warm and fuzzy inside~
I guess you don't really love her if you just want to give her a simple wedding. Everyone knows you have to spend 10 years salary on the wedding if you truly love them.
aw man! starts herding ostriches back into cages
Does the jokers evil know no bounds?
just watched this show and....
It was not pleasant.
Yeah I had a friend show it to me in high school
Best show ever.
I remember when I was a kid my parents told me not too. I watched it and was scared for life. I watched it when I was like 5 and the theme song brings back horrible memories. Maybe this is why I am always so dark and dead inside...
I LIEK CHOCOLATE!!
chocolate's bad for you
Don't know what do.
Want to watch @MaddCow play Horizon. Havent played it yet and don't want spoilers.
I have never seen/heard anything about this show
Netflix it. Youtube it. I DON'T CARE just watch it!