Sandstone Behemoth just had a blue popsicle a few minutes ago


#1

“‘ook a’ my 'ounge, i’s all b’woo!”


#2

I love this thread already.


#3

10/10 IGN xD


#4

7.8/10

Not enough blue tongue Kraken.


#5

Fixed that for you :wink:


#6

This would be even nicer if Behemoth wasn’t so fat. He and Daisy need a damned workout already…


#7

They’re not fat, they’re fluffy. :smiley:


#8

FLUFF DOES NOT JIGGLE WHEN YOU MOVE. THEY. ARE. FAT. FAT. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. <b


#9

You clearly don’t play him like I play him.

Trust me. It’'s fat.


#10

Fine you guys can be jerks about their weight. :confused:


#11

That is why it is one of my favorites. lol

Kinda wish all of his meaty bits were blue though, under his rocky shell.


#12

Was it a popsicle or did he eat an entire Smurf village?


#13

Heeeeeeey. We’re not being jerks, we’re just being up front with them! They need to change. It’s for their own good.

They.

Are.

FAT.


#14

Whoa fat is people too. Be nicesh


#15

-_-

It’s for their own good. All they have to do is drop and give me fifty. And then a hundred. And then double that. Again and again until they’re fit.


#16

I’ll give you fifty… that sounds bad…

Edit. Fifty pushups if you dont tease daisy. Bob needs help, the rolling thing is bad


#17

He look so happy in that picture! :blush:


#18

Yes, that did sound somewhat…“bad.” :flushed:

And it isn’t teasing!


#19

Dear Behemoth,

Please brush your teeth before doing this again next time.

Best Regards,
Unique


#20

Its teasing. She’s a GOOD GIRL, ok?

Wait… was that a blush?

Thank you popcicle Behemoth!