Rabbits Are EVIL

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Title. Your thoughts on rabbits, and why. I personally hate them to the extent that I run out of insulting words to describe those evil demonic scummy bags of condensed douchebaggery. I hate them so much that they actually make me swear- or try very hard to keep from doing so. Had a discussion with @Fluffington, @XkrSkorpion and @Shin-they do not concur. But there has to be somebody who does.

tl;dr- Rabbits are walking piles of [REDACTED] and fur, please help me retain my sanity.

EDIT: Bear in mind that I hate rabbits. Kindly refrain from posting images, videos or any such material pertaining to them. Thank you.

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#2

Awww, aren’t those pwetty little bunnies cute? You just want to grab their ears, and rub them gently, as you sing a song and coddle it.

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#3

They don’t even taste good.

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#4

Hey Shin? I hate you.

@rithrin8 Oh my god, you put one of those THINGS inside of you?! Why would you insert an abomination like that into your body?!

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#5

Like I said, you can hate me if you want. ^.^

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#6

@Shin I still love you. I just hate rabbits. I don’t hate you. Promise.

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#7

Did a Rabbit come into your house one day, strangle your dog, drown your cat, and beat your parents or something? ^.-

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#8

Well, I never knew my parents, I don’t like cats, and my dog is way bigger and stronger than me. Easily capable of taking a cowardly demonic scum rabbit.

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#9

Damn, I wish I never knew my mother. Sadly, I didn’t have that choice in life. :stuck_out_tongue:

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#10

Hehe. I can’t complain- I’m happy I never knew them. No obligations, nothing to tie me down.

BUT ANYWAY. Rabbits. Come on, you know you hate them. First person to join me is the person I will love forever and ever and shower with kisses and gifts and dead nooby hunters.

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#11

Gotta get rid of em somehow, waste not want not.

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#12

…That’s incredibly unsettling. Why would you want that inside of you?

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#13

Just the charred remains friend, just the charred remains. I suppose it’s kind of like eating Cabot as a monster, you finally killed the evil bastard, now you gotta eat him for some armor.

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#14

Come on. There has to be somebody. ANYBODY.

Don’t tell me I’m alone in this. @Sorrowgate What about you? You’re cool. You hate rabbits, right? Right?

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#15

Hyde: bunnies? can I meult their faces awff too?

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#16

Yes please Hyde. Kill them. Kill them all for me. But make sure you do it far away so I don’t hear, smell or see it.

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#17

Hyde: (in thick accent) Alright then love, Toasted bunny rwabbits comin up

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#18

Fantastic!

Now come on. There HAS to be somebody. At least one person.

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#20

For future reference, please refrain from posting images or videos of rabbits. I hate them. They suck.

No pics please. Thank you.

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