PSA: You know that red triangle symbol that appears on your HUD?

IT MEANS THE MONSTER IS OVER THERE, MKAY!!!

Also, so do red pings.

WHY YOU 250M AWAY FROM ME?!?!

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But…I want a pet sloth.

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No. They make terrible pets.

For one, their poop is the size of a garage.

No Sloth. Not even the pretty albino one!

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Hmph…fine.

I’ll take a blitzie then.

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I think Crow tried that once. You can see the result. :flushed: I believe his name was Bartholomew.

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Alright…FINE!!! I’ll take a stupid marsh strider. GOD!!!

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NURRRR!!!

Hunt the gaawdammonster!

Well, it is only a suggestion that I should go that way. I rather come over here and smell this pretty flo-- OMFG IT’S EATING ME… OMF-----------

But…but…The albino’s…

“SOMEWHERE IN THEM ARE THE ORGANS WE NEED!!!”

“I smear gall bladder on my gun and the bullets PENETRATE ARMOR MOAR!! FORREALZ!”

This thread became unhinged rather quickly :sweat_smile:

The fact that there are still players who get Abe’s tracker on the HUD and end up on the other end of the map “looking for the Monster” is pretty unhinged. XD

Noonononono. The best part is this.

“Hey, your medic is on his ass.”

assault walks by medic

“Ummmmmmm…sure assault…”

The best is when the dot is 500 meters away and the Trapper doesn’t drop the dome…

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Sure the best:sweat_smile:

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