I was playing some Hunt on Broken Hill Foundry with 2 other guys who knew what they were doing and had mics. It was a Hyde, Abe, Kala comp with the 4th player taking Slim vs a Wraith.
Overall it was a pretty close game, especially considering that that Slim player wasn’t healing us. We spent the first half of the match yelling at the medic to heal us, and the second half joking about how 4 healbursts in a dome was a new record. Anyway the Monster ended up winning.
So the 3 of us were talking about how well we were playing (got that Wraith to 1 third of its health by the end) and that if our medic actually knew how to heal we would’ve won. Suddenly we hear a rustle and that little microphone by the medic’s gamertag lit up:
“I was the only one who knew what they were doing in that match”.
We couldn’t believe it. The medic player only plugged his mic in after the match to defend himself. He goes on to say how he was the only player who had picked a good character and that Hyde, Abe and Kala were all terrible picks. Practically the reason we lost accoring to him.
So we respond by saying that we spent most of that match at half health or on the dropship due to the fact that you never healed us. His response?
“Well if you wanted healing you should have asked for it”.
Morover when presented with that fact that we were constantly calling out for heals he simply says “I didn’t hear you. Maybe you should ask louder next time”.
Still makes me laugh to this day.
TL:DR - Medic dosent heal us all game and afterwards says that “if you wanted healing you should have asked for it” all the while pretending that he was the MVP.