Noob Confessions


#1

This is for anything and everything Evolve or Forum related.

For me,

  1. @SledgePainter is female WTF
  2. I tried to take down a pack of trapjaws when they appeared to steal my kill. Stage 1.
  3. I popped my assault shield any time combat started, regardless of if I wasx getting punched
  4. Laz on team? I hear he doesn’t have much healing, better pick up incapped hunters more often to help him!

#2
  1. Why is that wtf?
  2. I do it because they piss me off. :slight_smile:

#3

Lol I just never realized it


#4

Add @Denny to that list. He only realised after I explained him and provided proof, like, two days ago.

For me:

I’m actually really bad with my jetpack most of the time.
I dislike playing Support, yet I have it as my third preference for some reason.
I lol at teammates dumb enough to step into plants, yet do the same thing more than enough.


#5

For some reasons I have VERY hard times knocking off harpoons with my Kraken o.O.


#6
  1. Sometimes I win on accident.

That counts right? :wink:


#7
  1. @SledgePainter is female WTF

Evidence?


#8

Check her profile tag.


#9


#10

Ha! That’s no noob confession. :wink: You show that wildlife who’s the boss! I do this all the time myself… There’s no shame in that. :smirk:

My noob confession?

… As Assault, I often pop the shield by accident when I want to reload my weapon. -.-


#11

Ok, noob confession, monster style: I suck with the Wraith.


#12

Except at stage 1, hunters are on your tail and trapjaws take forever to kill xD


#13

I know, but I feel it’s necessary to teach nature that when you are around, nature must play by your rules, not the other way around… Even at stage 1. xD

… I know I’m silly like that.


#14

confession i used the wraith only 4 times and i have never lost :frowning:


#15

I suck with monster HAAAAARD and so I keep shamepicking Wraith. even only taking 1 decoy 1 nova and never putting decoy past 1, I’m like 17/1 and it kiiiiiiills me with guilt.


#16

I’m top 200 PS4 leaderboards, and I still walk directly into plants sometimes. Tunnel vision so hard.

Also, for quite some time, I had no idea Daisy would follow you if you ran the wrong way, and would always assume “She’s going this way, so the monster must be this way!!”


#17

My noob confessions:

  1. I never look down when I jetpack. Eye on the prize drops me into plants, and other super predators… far too often.
  2. I play bucket to UAV off the bat… because it’s a great excuse as to why I’m lagged out on my old rig for the first 30 seconds of the game…
  3. I sneak… into trees… and knock them over.
  4. A Tyrant half killed me in stage1 once…
  5. I half killed a party and died fleeing the sceen jumping… right into buckets sentry turrets he left behind on a previous battle…

#18

I may or may not have popped the personal shield once or twice trying to heal burst…


#19

I play better when im winning than when im losing, i get really mad when unable to win against a certain monster xD


#20

Pressing 3 thinking I’m Cabot and wanting to dust only to realize I’m Hank and summoning an Orbital.