Nerf Hank's Beard


#1

I lost my sandwich in there earlier and I’m really upset.


Hank Underrated
#2

Keep joking threads in “Off Topic”, please. Fixed.


#3

I agree, his beard is clearly imbalanced. Far too much versatility for one (albeit handsome) bit of facial hair.


#4

K.

Sorry. Just trying to make some smiles.

Will remember for future joke threads - OF WHICH THERE WILL BE MANY!

hashtagcomedian


#5

HAHAHA! Yes! ALL of this!
I so needed this today. Thank you!


#6

Sledge plz draw hank beardless.


#7

I’m not trying to sound like a dick or anything, lol.

I actually found this really enjoyable! Thanks for the lolz! :laughing:


#8

Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny baby monsters, so it is extremely disheartening when this occurs. Please lower the beard length by 25%, thanks TRS.


#9

If I can make someone on these forums laugh, I’VE DONE MY JOB.


#10

That would be blasphemy I think! I’m a pogonophile so…I just can’t do that man!


#11

Bro… you would best friends with this dude @Colin_Swan


#12

OMNI.

…stop switchin this back to hunter.


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#14

I got you’re counter right here.

Maybe you can mount a Wraith-Scythe to make it more 'Evolve’ish


#15

His beard is immune to shaving. It breaks razors just by being in the same room with them. Electric shavers short out in his mere presence. The stage 3 wraith blunts its scythes every time it hits him in the face. It cannot be stopped.


#16

There is a secret perk “beard” that buffs all female allies as they go all woozy on him, and nerfs all the male allies out of jealousy of such a manly beard.


#17

So that’s… Two characters?


#18

WAIT NO… three.


#19

Yes, and it’s rather impressive. There is an NDA out about this secret perk that I’m not allowed to disclose. Sorry. Just saying it’s impressive.


#20

Hank’s beard is indeed OP. I’ve not just lost a sandwich in it, I’ve lost entire orbital barrage rockets in it! I suspect that is how Hank uses my orbital barrage, and on a random worthless Goliath. What a waste! I was planning on saving them for cooking my chicken.