sees : My anaconda don’t want none of that bun hun.
The only thing uglier than you Sweet Miley (Mooi-leih…) is me dear old mum.
: Once upon a time there was a monster so ugly, that everybody died.
: You are big Gorgon, but I am also big.
It’s a giant spider? Why did it have to be a spider?!?!?!?!
Look at the size of those freaky stilts.
Woah? A giant spider? How awesome!
Did that thing just shoot something from it’s butt?
Don’t play with those tiny spiders! They might hurt-der-der-der DODGE THE LITTLE BUG!!! Der- A spider is not a bug, It’s an arachnid. Der- WELL I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.
Got two for Jack:
“Oh crap oh crap oh crap! Giant spider!”
“The Jackal fears nothing… except spiders.”
shoulder bumbps : Why yes, yes it did.
disgusted replies : I don’t know what’s worse the fact that we’re basically hunting down Miley Cyrus times two or the fact that I’m stuck with a poor man’s Han Solo.
Reads “Miley” Automatically thinks of Azmi
: Uh oh! It’s shooting acid! : I DON’T GIVE A F*** RUN THROUGH IT!!!
: I’LL CLIMB INSIDE YOU AND DEVOUR YOUR GUTS AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!!!
: Gorgon sighted! And while you guys fight it, I’ll enjoy being back here, NOT coated in spider vomit.
: Man, if Goliath is “big ugly”, what’s that make you!?
: I am so glad these things weren’t on Factor!
: Yes, hide in your web, beast! Markov will be ready for you!
: I am NOT revivify you if that THING touches you. That is disgusting!
: Firing on a… Good heavens, what IS that!?
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: Blimey, reminds me of a spida’ I had when I was a wee lad.
: Well, there goes MY ability to sleep.
: Amping the Gorgon! Or… Maybe one of the grubs on it? I don’t know, just shoot!
: Oh my God spider ew no I’m done get me off of this planet right now Cabot I swear to God!
: Gorgon sighted, team. Let’s squash this bug!
: Gorgon here! On the bright side… Yeah, there’s no bright side. That shit’s nasty.
: I see it! Probably tastes like shit.
: I will eviscerate your young, beast! I shall break your bones and rip through your webs!
: Oh look! A spider! I hope it is not venomoususususus0usss-
: -THAT’S THE MONSTER YOU DUMB FUCK!
: I don’t have a sample of this one yet! And… Uh… I don’t think I want to.
: The Jackal fears nothing! Oh, wait, is that a giant spider? With LITTLE SPIDERS? Aha, no, I’m out.
: I should’ve equipped this suit with some bug spray!
I couldn’t think of one for Griffin
There’s no Parnell emote, so I grabbed the funniest one.
: Don’t think I want this on my wall!