Let’s write a story


#41

King realized whoever had wrote this note was absolutely insane so he decided to do something about it, he’d write a note back to see how far down this tunnel can go, after all what else can he do this will cure his boredom.


#42

PAUSE
:joy::joy::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::japanese_goblin:
resume


#43

Pause
For that note, I was thinking more along the lines of a secret crime group who was there to bust king out of jail but well…things just can’t go your way sometimes xD
Resume.


#44

King wrote the note, folded it into a paper airplane, and threw it after the man; the airplane hit him on his head.


#45

The man turned around and screamed, King wasn’t expecting it but he should have, after all the man was insane.


#46

After the man collected himself slightly, he looked around to all the jail cells and yelled at them “Who ever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe” and then left without the note King had written him back.


#47

The jail cells erupted in commotion.


#48

The reason for this was simple, all of their mothers were… well.


#49

The inmates began to riot, forcing the guards to intervene lest an angry mob of convicts were to burst out and cut a bitch over referring to their mothers as any gardening tool other than a shovel.


#50

The guards were advancing on prisoners in the cells, and when a guard close to King wasn’t paying attention, he took the chance to slip the guard’s keys.


#51

Quickly making his brake for freedom, he snuck past the guards and ran through the facility.


#52

Just as he thought he was about to escape, a stocky guard clubbed him in the back of his head with a billy stick, “where ya think ya goin’, mothafucka?”


#53

“To your mom’s house,” he replied before blacking out.


#54

In 30 years of crime solving, Detective Richard Lane had never met a more absurd, comical, and complicated case than the one he was focused on now.


#55

He had just found out with a bit of head pounding that the girls in the picture was Kim Kardashian and one of her younger sisters.


#56

So…this murder was way darker than he had ever imagined, for what living man would kill Kim Kardashian?


#57

Or, he wondered, was it a man at all, as he saw a suspicious looking cat had been watching him; upon meeting eyes the cat took off running.


#58

He started to chase the cat only to turn around and see something hit him in the head, he woke up tied in a chair surrounded by cats all staring at him.