Kill Jack! (a.k.a. Butt Cheese)

On the drop ship, just about every character says they want to kill Jack.

Bucket says it after Jack telling him his name is stupid, and “Window” or “Foot” would be better.

Val threatens him and says she has killed people younger.

Torvald gets mad at him after saying he hasn’t had the touch of a woman (or man), but I can’t remember if he says he will kill him or not.

I love all of these conversations. Any more examples of who wants to kill him? I feel like there was one other i heard recently, but can’t remember.

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Hyde said he’ll melt his face off, Slim said he’ll get everyone to call him Butt Cheese.

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Goliath, Kraken, Wraith and Behemoth all want to kill him too! ^.^

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He does! :assault:

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I do love the Butt Cheese conversation- I forgot about it! LOL!

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Hank threatens to shove an orbital up his behind

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Markov likes him… and since the Markov comment is inevitable… @MidnightRoses

Caira wanted to napalm him, but she decided he wasn’t good enough for Napalm.

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D…Did someone…
Did someone say

#MARKOV, SAVIOR OF COLONISTS?!

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no.

#Dragonfly

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And Sunny made him do the Jackal thing. Probably cuz he didn’t take a shower.

Caira wanted to napalm him because Jack called her 30. She then decided napalms were too good for him after he called her 35. :stuck_out_tongue:

Edit: I got ninja’d by @BearStream D:

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So all the medics hate him, except Laz. He just warns him to not die and be revivified over and over, which leads to a great conversation between jack and Hyde.

Did…Did someone…
Did someone say

#BUCKET, Rank-Rajat Mind Serial Number 1Z27FHV047FBPQ40-a?!

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buckets standing heroically to, LOL

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Come on people were clearly talking about

#The Jackal Savior of…

S#!t wrong image


#The Jackal Savior of Shear’s Junkyards

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Did someone say…

HANK, SAVIOUR OF BEARDS AND MEDICAL OPINIONS?!?!!

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Someone should pin this thread, these are hilarious.

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I agree these are hilarious 100/10

Fixed that for you! :smiley:

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