If Markov could place Arc Mines in water they would be called Ark Mines.
If Markov could give Arc Mines to teammates they would be called Arc Yours.
If Markov had no lines he would be an Arc Mime.
If Lazarus could revive people at range he would be called Lazyrus.
If Slim was fat his healing drone would be called Albert.
If Torvald lost his hair he would be called Torbald.
A pack of Trapjaws is called a Bouquet.
A pack of Blitzleopards is called a Krieg.
A pack of Mammoth Birds is called Armageddon.
If a Hunter dies to wildlife, it is called Nomad’s land.
If it existed, the albino Dune Beetle would be called a Sardaukar.
The Crowbill evolves to a Crowbro when an Obsidian Grub bites its tail.
There is a hidden game mode only playable at 3am called Resqueue.
When Wraith runs away all game she is playing Hyde and seek.
When Hank did his cookout Lazarus kept yelling, “Eeling is possible!”
Abe is a dartologist that spends his time tracking darts.
When you Charge the support you might kick the Bucket.
Weather Control was responsible for Sunny.
Maggie’s favorite video game is DayZ.
Hating on a specific Monster is called Wraithism.
The Armor-Piercing Sniper Rifle does not pierce armor.
A Missile-Guided Laser Launcher would have been more exciting.
When Griffin lets go of a harpoon he is releasing the Kraken.
Hyde gets his Toxic Grenades from League of Legends.
Gobi can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Before Salveron made MedGuns they were called Salveroff.
Nordita’s Spanish division was called Gordita and it didn’t do well.
Fusion Plant is an amazing evolutionary leap for nature.
Acceleration Field is an excellent place to grow vegetables.
There is an old comedy show called Cabot and Ostello.
Cabot, Bucket, and Croooow! like to make fun of bad movies.
When Behemoth jukes, he leaves a sign saying “Gone Fissurin’.”
Goliath would be a classical musician if he’d stop throwing rock.
Kraken’s smooth facetentacles are from putting 3 points in Aftershave.
When a Monster leaves a game, it is called getting off the Stage.
Fire Breath can’t melt steel beams. Power Relay was an inside job!
Val: “Move ‘CIG’ for great justice.”
Jimmy Parnell cannot be rustled.
Two months from now, a Sloth will repeat one of these jokes.
Okay time to sleep. Hank memes bro.