I just became subject to a surprise adoption! (Defenseless animal content warning)

Presenting… Gobi! (Or whatever, the name should work for now.)

So yeah. This little thing fell out of a nest in the rafters of my place. It’s some type of swallow I think. I would just put it back, but I have no way of knowing which nest it fell from, so I will now raise it as my own.

Now to go attempt to imprint on him. To make him think I’m… uh, his mum.

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Awww that’s so nice and so cute!! :blush:

Poor little bird. Don’t let it die. ;-;

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You don’t have to worry about that. I was trained to pretend I’m a doctor.

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Then that bird should be trained to pretend it’s in good hands! Because it isn’t! Is it? Yes! No. Maybe? Only on Fridays.

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I just have to watch out for my cats and my dog. Other than that I think I am golden.

I plan on grinding down birdseed and mixing it with water, then feeding it with a syringe. At least until it seems to be able to eat a bit on its own.

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Or you could chew it yourself and then vomit it back up into the bird’s mouth.

/joke

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I already tried, but it just looked at me funny and made little bird noises.

/joke

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'Cause you’re trash.

/joke

/orisit?

/yeahitis

/it’snot

/shutup

/urnotmyrealmom

Train it as a weapon to kill terrorists
(Not a Jurrasic World reference)

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How do you feed birds milk? Do you let it suck on your nipples?

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Well, first of all I doubt you would feed a baby bird milk anyway. For obvious reasons.

Second, I am a guy, so, I wouldn’t. Again for obvious reasons.

Nothin wrong with feeding a bird milk from your nipples don’t judge

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I see you judgin over there

I’m n-not judging…It’s perfectly natural, and uh, expected of m- oh look a distraction!

Closes thread.

You could eat it.

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Bot how could you?!

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