I can definitely see Behemoth's soccer ball roots


#1

I was rolling down a trail, happy as could be, leaving fire in my wake, smelling the tulips, having a wonderful time, is what I’m saying.

…I roll by a desert nomad. It kicks me. Into a wall. I get “smashed” against the wall (can’t move, kind of like when a hunter is knocked back) for several seconds.

What? I thought everyone decided against Monsters getting pushed around because it doesn’t make you feel very Monster-like. I mean, it was HILARIOUS, don’t get me wrong, but I think it’ll be much less hilarious each time it happens. Behemoth has to weigh at least as much as a dumpster full of original Xboxes, so why am I so easily kicked? Nothing knocks the NOMAD that far back!

FUCK IT JUST LET ME PLAY AS A NOMAD THEY’RE COOL.


#2

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY PLAY AS A NOMAD.

I know it’s not gonna happen, probably for the better, but it would be so magnificent.


#3

http://lolpics.se/pics/30173.jpg


#4

The saying is “smelling the roses.”

Roses > Tulips.

…What? No, I’m not biased… :wink:


#5

Obviously not biased. ^.-


#6

Totally not biased. I’m also not biased when I say that midnight > everyothertimeofday, or when I say that blue roses are the best.

…I’m always unbiased.