I was rolling down a trail, happy as could be, leaving fire in my wake, smelling the tulips, having a wonderful time, is what I’m saying.
…I roll by a desert nomad. It kicks me. Into a wall. I get “smashed” against the wall (can’t move, kind of like when a hunter is knocked back) for several seconds.
What? I thought everyone decided against Monsters getting pushed around because it doesn’t make you feel very Monster-like. I mean, it was HILARIOUS, don’t get me wrong, but I think it’ll be much less hilarious each time it happens. Behemoth has to weigh at least as much as a dumpster full of original Xboxes, so why am I so easily kicked? Nothing knocks the NOMAD that far back!
FUCK IT JUST LET ME PLAY AS A NOMAD THEY’RE COOL.