Hello! I am your new Community Manager~


#165

@MissMurder
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#169

Welp, I get less active on the forums and this is what happens. Guess I’m always the last one to hear the news.

That said, welcome @MissMurder! We’re all expecting great things from you and hope to hear from you often enough. :slight_smile:

Also, pineapple on pizza is delicious IF the pineapple chunks are not too big AND if it comes with ham at a ratio of 5:2.


#170

Do I need to mention this again?

I fEeL tRèS bOn! HoN hOn HoN…


#171

/jk


#172

By the way, if you want the original video, no need to google it, it’s in the thread.


#173

So, Eggs on Pizza, 20% of you are in for a treat when you get around to it. 63% of you are straight up crazy.


#174

5:2…Such a precise ratio


#175

I’m quite late with a post, but welcome to the forums! It’s good to see the Turtle Rock team is growing stronger!

Oh, and we got a pizza emoji! :pizza: :+1:

I do, but I don’t mind being a monster once in a while. :monster: :goliath_roar:

…now where did they put my self-destruct button. :red_circle:


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#179

Guess I’m joining in as late as always but I can proudly say that I am a Burger guy and Pizza is good too. I will bring thy war to an end…one day

Welcome to the family @MissMurder!


#180

Am I late to the party?

Welcome to the club, @MissMurder! I think you’re going to like it here, if you like pizzas and gifs. :slightly_smiling_face:

buffalo ranch pizza > every other pizza don’t @ me


#181

I am ready for new NEWS!!! Welcome @Missmurder


#182

Can’t believe I missed this thread!!! Awesome to have you around!!

Looking forward to the future of the forums :slight_smile:


#183

Thank you all again for the warm welcome. We are going to have a lot of fun!


#184

So you might have to deal with me in the future? oh boy, that’s gonna be fun


#185

FUCK YEAH.

oof, got ahead of myself there.

Welcome, glad to have you aboard!


I’ll introduce myself because you’ll be seeing a lot of me when these forums start ramping up with popularity.

I’m Xplo, I have too many aliases, but Xplo is the ones I’m known for here.

  • Evolve’s the game, Emets the bae. (It’s best you’ll understand me if you know who Emetbae is)
  • I have a crippling addiction to glitter and Emet.
    • The glitter must always be Pink and Blue.
  • The addiction started when I misunderstood an event that was happening in Evolve (I though Behemoth and Emet could get matching skins, so disco Bob = disco Emet), Now I cherish the idea behind it.
  • I have a glitter PC with Emet’s face.
  • Evolve and TRS mean the world to me.

Also, here is what my PC looks like:

So talking about how much I’m dedicated to it will always remain as an understatement…

Some misc facts about me:

  • I think I have the highest record for the most healing done with Emet (check my prof card)
  • I’m actually insane irl send help.
  • i make weird shit that doesn’t qualify as content nor memes, like this:
  • I’ve actually been promoted and demoted to and from regular 2 times now, going on 3.

and this

and this

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and this

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and this

and this

I’ll stop with the meme spam now.

Welcome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

this is your life now ¯\_(ツ)__/¯


#186

Hello and welcome to one of the best communities ever. Very glad to have you here!


#187

I recently redownloaded it so I’m

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Now I see it. He is the standard of what a man should be.

I don’t like it on pizza, I like it with pizza:

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Fuck yeh, you even saw Evolve at E3 in 2013.

Your new nickname is 3ME.

HA, you’re 2 funny 3 me.

However I like Jurassic Park more than LOTR

AC-10-day-ban inbound

Take me with you.

Not kidding, I played launch Evolve on a PC without a graphics card. Hank Not only orbitaled any monster’s armor, but is also orbitaled my PC.

zumbielollegos was my first.

God helped me stop being a little shit. Now I’m a grown shit :smile:

shitposter