Goliath Needs a Nerf


#1

Goliath is massively OP, a simple fact that many players appear to be blind to.

With a monster so broken I would go as far to say a complete overhaul is necessary.

Step 1 - Appearance

The Goliath is far too ugly/scary/monsterlike. This scares off many younger players. I propose a removal of all spikes, teeth, and claws in favor of soft fur and kitten paws. Essentially a giant teddy bear.

Step 2 - Abilities

The Goliath is capable of killing the hunters. This is unfair to the hunters. In order to remedy this issue, I have carefully refined the Goliath’s abilities

Fire breath - Confetti Breath. Everybody loves Confetti

Leap Smash - Just Leap, no smash. Like Leap frog. Everybody loves leap frog.

Boulder Throw - Pillow Throw. Everybody loves pillow fights

Charge - Eh charge is fine.

Step 3 - Movement and Traversal

Goliath can move wayyyy too quickly. Plus he can rock climb without a harness, which is a bad example to aspiring amateur rock climbers. Hence, I propose the Goliath can only sneak to move, that way he won’t scare any birds (Environmentally friendly) nor face lawsuits from aspiring climbers

These are a few proposed preliminary changes to transform this wildly OP monster into a far kinder, more PR friendly companion. I will add more suggestions as the come to me, but in the mean time feel free to comment with additional thoughts and together we can help make evolve a more player friendly game!


Goliath is broken
#2

Well


#3


#4

Disappointed that this isn’t original but not surprised in the least. Oh well…


#5

Exactly how I envisioned it.

Also give hunters party hats

I would buy that skin in a heartbeat


#6

Came here seriously expecting the dumbest reasons possible. And in a vastly different way, I wasn’t disappointed.


#7

I loled thanks OP


#8

Oh good! Im glad you were just trolling.


#9

This is some quality trolling, at least I loled.


#10

That charge part cracked me up for some reason…


#11

I completely agree the goliath is far too ugly just look at his teeth he really should brush them atleast he’s not a messy eater he wipes the blood off his face and as a baby they are far too uncivilized if they see a hunter they will bash their face in


#12

You know what if they came out with a skin for Goliath where he was a giant teddy and firebreath was confetti and rock throw was pillow throw but they had the same effects as the normal goliath’s moves I’d buy it


#13

I was about to give some nooblet an earful, then some nooblet gave me an earful instead. Hats off to you sir. You are a shining paragon of or species.


#14

Was expecting someone to spill the beans about the Goliath Rock throw slam dunk exploit that one shots hunters.


#15

Ha very deadly pillows and confetti it would make some funny matches


#16

Can a mod please close threads like this, it’s sarcastic complaining that does no good on these forums. These types of threads have gotten so old, not even funny anymore…


#17

Charge would become Goliath charging the hunters equipment for them


#18

Yeah, I actually saw a bot do that twice in one game. So…


#19

I was thinking give the Goliath a nice lace dress and a top hat


#20

One of my friends did it while panicking in a dome. After seeing that I tried until I could do it flawlessly lol.