Okay, reading through, this reminds me of two more super nope things.
Edit: the blurred stuff is gruesome as heck. Read at your own risk.
Back in high school in physics for some reason on Halloween we watched a 30 minute video of failed eye surgeries. Like “oops I dropped an actual rasor blade in your eye and is twitching in your bleeding cornea and humor is leaking everywhere” kind of surgeries. This is why laser surgery is a-okay with me.
Weirdly, this happened again in grad school with failed brain surgeries. Did you know that in most of these, they keep you awake as they cut your brain open? Also, did you know the human face can be peeled off like a post-it note? More like a post-it nope if you ask me.
Finally sleep paralysis. I practice lucid dreaming often, but when it fails, there’s a good chance of sleep paralysis. I experience it like once every few weeks. That’s as close to experiencing actual haunting as you can get. Like, the body is asleep, your brain is still dreaming, but you’re awake and experiencing the room around you, so your brain naturally ad libs creepy hallucinations that you have to sit through. It’s the worst.