Future Female Assault hint?


#1

So there was some dropship talk with Slim mentioning a rumor about an “old lady” who built some sort of…Destroyer suit (i think?) to fight monsters with, sounds like a possible hint to Tier 5 2me :slight_smile: @Matthew @Macman hmmmmmm…

I visualize something along the lines of Bernadette Mataki from Gears of War…minus the “native” touch since we already have Crow/Maggie. Maybe some decorated, retired, “Edge of Tomorrow” type.


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#2

A kind, old lady in a death suit who speaks softly until in combat, where she starts cursing more than Abe.

Take my money.


#3

I’m usually hopped up on mescaline when I’m writing, don’t take any of that stuff seriously.


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#4

Lol yeah ion know about that, the whole “i don’t know probably just a rumor” or whatever that came at the end sounded kinda prophetic to me. Though i suppose that might be too obvious…but then theres that “like” you got from Chloe who loves Assault…ah well time will reveal all I suppose :wink:


#5

Who cares. Make it a thing.


#6

The rare double-bluff!


#7

Old lady + assault class = win


#8

“Well, sonny boy… I’m 'bout to fuck you up.”

“Jackass spotted breathin’ fire! What a pussy… Come get some real action!”

Dropship conversation between old lady and Hank —v

Lady - “You remind me of my son.”

Hank - “Uh, thanks. I guess.”

Lady - “That was before he got ripped up by one of those beasts.”

Hank - “We all got a story or two like that in our books. That why you decided to join up?”

Lady - “What kinda pansy-ass reason is that? I came to fuck shit up.”

silence

I have too much fun with this stuff, but I totally agree. Old lady assault would be awesome. I feel like it’d be equally cool to have her husband be a 5th tier trapper alongside her.


#9

“Back in my day, we used to fight these monsters with nothin’ but a spoon and a rubber band!”


#10

by old lady you mean 38ish


#11

You misspelled “Funyuns”.


#12

I fucking love you, Hydra. :joy:


#13

There is going to be a female for every class, just wait awhile. ^.-


#14

Dat moment when we see a match with all the (Possible) female hunters and Wraith… The sights to seen that day… Fuzzy eyes


#15

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I expect your kidding, but either way … Best. Job. Ever!

Most places would fire a person just for implying something like this – I applaud your bosses.


#16

Old lady assault dialogue: “would any of you nice young fellers like some cupcakes? I made a batch last time I came to shear but I lost them…”

Crow: “I’m sure Gobi will find them… Gobi sees all! When did you last have them?”

Old lady assault: " oh I can’t remember" she frowns, “but the last thing I do remember is beating that behemoth the f#@$ up and it was crying like a baby back b!%$#! You should have seen the little !%$#!! That’ll teach that $%$$ $&#@21#$ turkey baster %&$&$&#% $&#%$ cherry #%##$##$# piece of $&$$$$$%$$ to ever $%#%#$# with a sponge $%$@%$% again!”

… Dead silence due to all jaws being dropped to the floor and Abe is even red from the verbal assault

Something like that? @Desolas :slight_smile:


#17

Weapons…

Handbag
Her loyalty cat
Glasses


#18

Still a better idea than the “cute little girl in an exosuit assault” idea.


#19

I’m 100% okay with an old lady T5 assault…


#20

And while she is on the dropship she will be knitting.