Funny Stories about stupid accidents


#1

Because why not? Any story you have about being stupid and getting mild injuries. For example I was once an overconfident fool in the ring. Tried to go for for a high kick, thought I was fast enough, my opponent just gave the good old elbow slam and nearly broke my foot. Ow, ow, ow.

Or once, I was trying to pull a lollipop out of a moustrap using two matchsticks…One of them rubbed along the ground too much and set my sweater on fire and burned my arm a little. :smile:


#2

At first I thought the subject said “stupid accents” and I went full Leader…then I read your post and it made more sense.

The mouse trap one…that’s talent right there.

I have nearly cut off the tips of both my middle fingers. The left with a old chinese butcher knife trying to cut a foam ball in half for a science project, and the other with a serrated pie slicer.


#3

7 years old, medicine bottle, knife, almost cut off my finger :smiley:


#4

Nice! I cut off most of my left ring finger accidentally when trying to cut onions. :laughing: Funny in retrospect, because I just stared at for a while going like, “Well ****. What now?” :joy:


#5

Me and my bro were riding on a heard of goats some years back, because WHY NOT. Anyhow we slipped off and the flock just started stampeding. Had more hoove marks on his body than I can remember.


#6

Goats, huh? Summoning @Quirkly because he’s nuts over goats.

And yeah, hooves to the stomach are painful. :stuck_out_tongue:


#7

Same reaction for me. Both times.


#8

Yep. That hilarious moment when you stare at a huge cut or burn or broken limb incredulously is perfect. :stuck_out_tongue:


#9

I just looked from one hand to the other like “You knew where it was…what were you thinking?!”


#10

I once broke dislocated my shoulder during practice and spent ages with my teacher trying to get it back because I wouldn’t let him touch me. :stuck_out_tongue: Funny stuff.


#11

I grabbed a bowl of ice cream around age 12 from the kitchen and went to my room. When I got there I realized I forgot to add some nuts so I ran back to the kitchen and caught my pinky toe on the edge of a computer (my mom used to build them back in the day so they were lying around). So I tripped and fell face first to the floor. BUT I DID NOT DROP MY ICE CREAM.

A few minutes later my mom ran around the corner asking why there was blood on the floor and if I was okay. My pinky toe hurt but I hadn’t looked down to notice it was cut right in the webbing. Not overly badly or anything, but enough that I needed stitches.

Ice cream with nuts? Still worth it.

P.S. @MidnightRoses you’re a bit of a walking timebomb… I fear being in your vicinity now.


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#13

Only to myself. :stuck_out_tongue: I have the insane tendency to take the hits for everyone, especially my students.


#14

There’s the other accident too…


#15

-_- must I kill you? Your wife would miss you ever so much…


#16

Ooh, juicy secrets!


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#18

Its good to be young, you get to make fun of the older people that had acidents happen to em xD


#19

Anyone else feel like he added the ‘er’ to old just to cushion the blow?

It’s official ladies and mountain. We’re old.


#20

Hey, speak for yourself.