Fun topic: how unlucky can you get on Shear?


#1

You could be so unlucky as Goliath to set yourself on fire?
So unlucky as a trapper you threw the arena upside down and made a bowl?
So unlucky that your Bucket ran out of power?

Share your creative, and/or funny ideas about being unlucky on Shear!


#2

Someone pushes the wrong button on wraith trap and sets that wraith that’s captive free along with a behemoth.


#3

So unlucky that my :emet: ran out of power
So unlucky that :gorgon: acid spit on herself and she melted
So unlucky that :markov: stepped on one of his mines
So unlucky that one of my minions ate me in defend


#4

I’m so unlucky, I committed seppuku as Lennox :weary:


#5

so unlucky that you were the only hunter to show up to the hunt…


…and you’re OG daisy


#6

daisy is just like guys? guys? where did everyone go I thought we were doing a hunt…


#7

Your jetpack malfunctions during the drop and you die before the hunt even begins.


#8

So unlucky that Kraken stands in some water and electrocutes himself


#9

With my luck my Hunter AI Squad would die from the same Plant.

I’d be so unlucky to hide behind a bush and then accidentally sniff from passing Hunters


#10

Except you don’t use your jetpack during the drop. It’s called HALO: specifically set for freefall and parachutes. C:

As for the real question, so unlucky to be Wraith and get stuck teleported inside of a rock wall. <3


#11

Don’t they use it right before they land? Maybe not cause they’re immune to fall damage for some reason xD


#12

Maybe they do. But looking at other Hunters, I never saw them activate it.


#13

Unlucky enough to be thrown in as bucket and expected to win it for the team.


#14

You could have this guy as a teammate.


#15

Im the kind of unlucky that I would find the butt plants that developed legs.


#16

So unlucky that you don’t know better than to play cards with the robot. :hyde:


#17

So unlucky EMET actually ripped my dick off and wore it as a hat


#18

So unlucky that Bucket’s head was destroyed during a uav and therefore never went back to his body.


#19

Unlucky enough to just appear on shear as you are right now.


#20

That sounds scary :o