Attention all Shear residents please make sure not to eat one hour before swimming in any body of water. The reason is not because of cramps but because of the Tyrant.
Even though he/she is one of the least dangerous and most friendly animals in the Shear animal kingdom one smell of food in water even a banana that was eaten 45 minutes ago will put the Tyrant into a frenzy and go for the nearest person who has the food. Please do not share the food or drop food for wildlife it attracts birds.
This has been a public service announcement by the Shear Public Safety Commissioner