Evolve Has A Lesson To Teach, and It's Not What You Think


#1

If you eat a lot of wild life, blast those quads with great leaps, and work those arms by lifting heavy rocks YOU WILL GET SWOLE BRO!


#2

Translation, please?


#3

Swole: very muscular
American slang
Typically used around frat houses or “bros”


#4

Ah, got it.


#5

Urbandictionary.com dear midnight


#6

I’m NEVER going to that again after some of the definitions I got…


#7

The more you know the better


#8

No, Skorpion. There are a lot of things I want to forget.


#9

Shhh shhh only dreams now ^.^


#10

Don’t try that. I wouldn’t want to hurt you if you tried to slit my throat. ^.^


#11

I didn’t even know what Swole meant. What side of America?


#12

Slit your throat? I’m merely ushering you in to the world of the sleeping!


#13

That’s even worse!


#14

Everywhere in America, particularly amongst males ages 15-40 that spend about an hour a day looking at themselves in the mirror lol


#15

:3

There there midnight… It’ll help the faces go away


#16

Why are you talking about me? ^.-


#17

So…eat a lot and jump around?
Time to be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger


#18

Broliath.

Quick, someone photoshop a pic of Broliath and Brohemoth with flat brimmed hats and Monster energy drinks.