Jesus, if there was ever a poster-match for how shitty the players of Evolve can be. We're playing against Bobcicle and the support decides the thing they want to do most is facetank it as Tech Sgt Hank. I mean, fair enough, whatever floats your boat. Except I'm Lazarus, and maybe facetanking a bob of any kind in tight quarters is stupid?
Anyway, this makes me a "shitty medic", who has no ability to go in on a body camp but at least can get our assault up without a strike as he's downed with the monster retreating. Not for lack of the trapper trying to revive him of course. Good job.
And you know what, we do well all match, stage 2 we get the monster down to about a quarter of one bar of health, no more strikes are taken except for that first one despite downs.
Then what happens? Monster gets the damage buff and evolves to stage 3, and what does the assault do? Run off on his own to take the monster on. Then has the audacity to ask why we didn't defend the relay and calls us noobs?
God damnit people....you have hundreds of hours in this game each, stop acting like morons and look around at what's happening before you start throwing insults at each other.