Damn Wraith


#1

Won’t answer my phone calls anymore. I feel like she was avoiding me from the start, only way to get her to notice me is if I box her in and that seems to only make her more angry. Does anyone ever have this problem with a woman?


#2

Give her chocolate inside a heart shaped heart, she’ll love it


#3

Don’t you mean few three meat snacks? :stuck_out_tongue:


#4

No, women LOVE chocolate, The wraith will blush to see its been wrapped in a heart for her. Particularly your heart, no worries you can get a new one :smiley:


#5

I’m not worried about the losing your heart part, you can live without them ( right? ), but I thought Wraith’s had an acquired palette. Namely human meat. So she will blush at the heart, and spit the chocolates out?


#6

shh chocolate is poisonous to wraiths… don’t let those kids that cry OP find out :X


#7

Oh dayum… Hide them in the marsh striders! Then pretend ’ they all escaped ’ and then nobody will complain about Wraith… Because they will ALL BE DEAD! Muahahahahaha!


#8

I’ve already begun putting some in bird feeders for mammoth birds to consume!! Joins in on maniacal laughter