Damn House Spiders!

#1

So, I see a big bastard run under my Ps4 (it’s slightly raised as I have two metal bars under it) and I shoo him out into the open and he just stands there. So I go and grab a glass from the next room, expecting him to be gone when I got back, but he was still there. Amazed, I turned my head away for about 1.5 seconds to get a piece of card and bam, he’s fucking gone.

Anyone else get this? Also is there any good ways of getting these bastards to stay outta my room? I lose like 1 every day, and even though sleeping is fine, I feel a bit uneasy sometimes.

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#2

I know that feeling brah. When I see a dark spot on my cieling in the middle of the night I have to go and turn on the lights and if it is a spider… It must die before I can get any sleep.

it is sometimes followed by nightmares of spiders in my mouth or ears

#3

I know daddy long legs kill other spiders, so if you’re fine with only having them in your house you could try that. Or regularly clean/dust your house

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#4

Do this

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#5

I don’t wanna get spider bits on my carpet so I try to catch them. Not very fucking co-operative even when i’m trying not to kill them, bastards.

#6

I have a spider that lives in my bed, hes cool most of the time but every now and then I’ll wake up with an itchy lump on my arm cuz I toss and turn a lot and prolly slap him or something.
But yeah.
He won’t leave.
And I don’t have the heart to kill him.
So I named him Jim and hes my roomie.

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#7

I kill them by freaking out and using a flyswatter frantically and freaking out majorly.

Did I mention that I freak out?

#8

… If he was within a 20 foot radius of me in my bedroom he would meet an unfortunate end.

It’s cool that you are quite tolerant :smile:

#9

No? Do you freak out?

#10

Yes, quite a bit actually.

Arachnophobia sucks since the buggers are everywhere here.

#11

Yo I love spiders, I live out in the backwoods so mosquitoes are horrific so I’ll take any help I can get while waging war on the bloodsuckers

Spelling is hard

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#12

I have a bunch those guys at my place .-.

#13

I would honestly rather find a tarantula in my room. Atleast they don’t move at mach 7 ffs.

#14

I’m s*** scared of spiders. Like, I’m fine with photo’s and stuff, but in real life, in the house… Urgh.

If there’s one in my room, I sorta freak out. Lots of places for it to hide. Infact, I’m so wimpy with spiders, it takes me ages to get the courage to put a cup over it, because I’m scared I’ll miss…

The ones that move 20,000m/s are the worst o.0

And I’m OK with spindly ones, I just happen to live in a pretty old house that around this sorta time of year, I get at least 1 per evening :open_mouth:

#Just STAP

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#15

Yeah, I wish there was just a universal way of saying gtfo to spiders.

#16

I envy you.

https://www.google.com/search?q=yellow+sac+spiders&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIkPrLvaOEyAIVlS2ICh3pMgzn&biw=741&bih=710&dpr=0.9#tbm=isch&q=yellow+sac+spiders+california

These guys are everywhere here and can grow to be the size of a 1/2 dollar coin. (2 inches or longer) And if I go outside in the summer There will be 3-6 webs of these fuckers everywhere. I is scared of dem ;_;

#17

Dawww theyre so cuuuuuuute

#18

Looking at the search to find out what the species was gave me the willies.

ugh.

#19

Paranoid as fuuuck now. Damn, sometimes I wish I never saw them in the first place.

#20

Just pat them and they’ll leave you alone

http://s.likes-media.com/img/4d7751522ce34a0131c5ae5acd49348c.600x.jpg

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