Confess your Evolve sins


#1

Let’s all admit to the bad things we have done or still do and lay them out for the world to see.

I used to pounce the last hunter. Sometimes I still do.

The real reason I rarely play online is because I actually love it and it gives me a wild thrill. I’ve experienced it with other games and I don’t want to lose that feel this time and let my competitive side suck all the fun out of playing online.

I find getting hit by Jack’s Survey Satellite so annoying that I’d rather just get hit by Hank’s Orbital. At least with the Orbital, I deservedly get hit for not staying mobile.

EDIT: Sometimes as Behemoth I just roll on the last Hunter and shout “YOU’RE NO INDIANA JONES”

EDIT: During launch I found aftershock divebombing a working strategy but abandoned it not because it was considered cheap but because I thought Banshee Mine-Missiles were a better alternative - the homing was nifty, firing in barrages often overwhelmed Hunters quickly, and at 2 points they one-shot mammoth birds, making for easy food. They changed my Kraken playstyle, and I made aftershock my one point ability because I started thinking that divebombing was too risky.


My Evolve Sin
My Evolve Sin
#2

I orbital with no reason.
Don’t hurt me @MaddCow !


#3

I walk into tyrants and toxic grenade plants before jumping into them with Hyde because I’m a tad bit sadistic.
I also jump around a lot because if Hyde ain’t talking I still wanna hear him.


#4

I always play the most UP hunters in pubs.


#5

I refuse to play anything that isn’t Caira just because it isn’t Caira :s


#6

Refueling Tower
I’m Goliath
Fresh Stage 3, 2 strikes on everyone from a single S2 encounter.
Practically no health loss.
Pretty much a normal pub game.
Only 10 minutes in.
My sin?
I spent the next 8 minutes admiring Goliaths muscles (.. )
I have what some may call a problem ( .
.)


#7

I allow the hunters to dome me stage 1 if I’m anything bar bob. I then make them think I’m running at stage 2 and ambush them. I also sit around corners as goliath waiting with a rock to leap combo. I’m sorry…


#8

During the beta I was a NovaCoy wraith and never lost because of it. I know. Shame.


#9

I play pubs. Period.


#10

I picked Val


#11

Playing as wraith and screwing with the hunters only


#12

I used to scream at Skywraith so much back when she was meta (I’m talking about before last patch)- and yet pre patch I played Skywraith whenever I played monster.


#13

I intentionally ragequitted once after having to fight ANOTHER Kraken after fighting like 10 in a row…


#14

As Lazarus, I revived Tyrants and other dangerous wildlife :lazarus_cute:


#15

I’m petty trash, so if i’m in arena and I lose, or was irritated by the hunters, I switch to Kraken to feel the satisfaction of murdering the hunters.

no regrets.


#16

I played don’t engage till 1 second timer wraith, I think it would make your head explode


#17

Okay… that… that is actually kinda funny. Annoying if on the other end, but funny.


#18

After playing several Hunt 1.0 pub matches with a particular person as monster bad mouthing us in between matches I got a bit tired of the attitude. Most of the others I was playing with were level 5-20 at the time, which he knew, and I had asked him as a fellow Level 40 to go a bit easier and let them have a decent game. He continued to wipe the floor with them. So After the 4th or 5th match like this I went Monster and targeted him. Unfortunately I had to kill the the rest of the team which I felt bad about (and apologised to after the match) but I then hunted him down as last man standing and took great pleasure in tongue grabbing, rock walling and sneak pouncing him into oblivion.


#19

I’ll end games with stealth pounce, just because it’s convenient.


#20

Arena Mode
I change hunters strikes to die easily and change me with full armor and stage 3.

Hunt Mode
I change it for me too always win

Plz don’t kill me O.O