You sons of bitches think you got what it takes to kill? You think you’re a killer? Well killing isn’t good enough on Shear. Killing is just getting from point A to point B on Shear. When you put boots on Shear, you pass the point of needing killers. On Shear, you need annihilators, genociders, and species purifiers. Death and destruction incarnate. Mother of all guns, rooting, shooting, and grit spitting firepower.
Also useful in diplomacy. Hahaha, diplomacy
And for that you need a man like Hyde. Don’t go looking for the good doctor Jekyll, cause Mr. Hyde has already killed him, had Lazarus reincarnate him, and killed him again for good measure. You don’t need kindness on Shear, it’s extra weight that could be replaced with bullets and tenacity. Hyde appreciates firepower, willpower, and good old power power. Hell if it has power in the name he’ll take it, like a satisfying whiskey sour.
Like this, but big.
You see, the other hunters just have glaring downsides. Markov wants to die in battle. Metal, but there’s a downside that’s too much for Hyde, and that’s how much harder it is to keep killing stuff if you die. Maggie has to share how much of the dirty work she gets to do, and that’s just no fun. Griffin, well he’ll be thinking about saving something to mount on his wall. That’s just too cautious and reserved.
Who needs trophies if you get to see this instead?
Now you don’t want to be mean to the docs, so we’ll let them slide for now, but we still have a couple of buddies left. Hank, well he has good intentions at least. That orbital bombardment of his is definitely a good start, but it’s just too disappointing that his laser cutter isn’t bigger. I mean if that thing was twice as big, Hank would really be on his way. And then we have Bucket. Now Bucket is the wasted potential. The real glaring blank spot on an otherwise wonderful kill spread. Deadly drones? Good. Target Marking? Good. Rocket Launcher? Very Good. But he’s a darned robot, and I’ll be damned if a robot can enjoy himself some annihilating like my man Hyde does. He can’t possibly near the badassitude of Hyde in his current state. Maybe if we name him Killinatorbot and paint him with badass flames… Nah, fuck it it’s just not Bucket.
I mean look at that! That is badass. Now we just need to teach that how to fly the ship and we are golden.
Hyde will keep killing around the clock, so when you need a hunter he’s your instalock. He kills so fast the monsters will be out of stock. Get ready, load up, and don’t be shocked. Hyde’s coming for the monster and he’s ready to rock.
What is best in life