So it’s a pregame lobby and the monster asks who I’m going to pick for medic. In which i reply I’m not sure but your chances of winning are Slim
Why must you never steal a proton from an atom?
It will keep anion you.
Sorry, I’m not good at jokes, I think I’ll just wing it.
I was going to make a dubstep joke, but instead i’ll just drop it.
A pun thread and I’m not invited?
The past, present, and the future walk in to a bar. It was tense.
A fish swims into a wall. Dam.
It’s chili today hot tamale.
How do you guys feel about windmills?
Because I’m a big fan. (Literally my favorite thing ever.)
I read a few of these to see if any would make me laugh. No pun in ten did.
This thread is gonna be…
Oh- I’ve got one! eue
#[INSERT PUN HERE]
They blow me away!
They’re fine if they’re not the run of the mill ones.
I don’t like their personalities, they’re always really absent minded airheads.
But making them is a breeze