Calling all puns, calling all puns!

###Give me your best pun and make me laugh!

You want me to be punny? Here goes nothing:

  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • There was a person who sent ten puns to friends with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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I bought my shoes from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.

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I must never come to this thread…

My puns will overcome me…

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DO IT.
JUST…DO IT.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

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so a proton and a neutron are walking around. suddenly, the proton hits his head on a beam! the neutron, as the good friend he is, asked him if was OK. the proton replies and says he is fine. the neutron asked him if he was sure. the proton says " yes i am positive"

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After 24 hours of watching the moon go around the sun, Astronomers got tired and called it a day.

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I had a picture for this but I cant find it.

michael jackson turned down hundreds of invites to be an astronaut. when asked why he said “its a different kind of moonwalking”

@Sentry_Gun PLEASE PIN THIS GLOBALLY

Found it!
I don’t know if it counts as a pun but its close.


drops mic

This thread is awesome, but, it’s not pin worthy, sorry :sweat_smile:

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All these puns are just too punny!

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What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary? A thesaurus.

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So it’s a pregame lobby and the monster asks who I’m going to pick for medic. In which i reply I’m not sure but your chances of winning are Slim

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Why must you never steal a proton from an atom?

It will keep anion you.

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