Bill Goldberg next monsterr


#1

Abilities:
Spear
Spear
Spear
Diving Spear


#2

Wat. <fccccccccccc


#3

Alternate idea, john cena:
Abilities:
The FU
The STFU
The five knuckle shuffle
kick out at two


#4

Why did I somehow think of Jeff Goldblum when I read the title?

You know what? Screw it!

This will be the next monster!


#5

*Abilities:
Spear
Spear through pod
Diving Spear
JackHammer


#6

Yea, that seems more like it


#7

Yeah Jeff Goldblum thats what I want!! maybe he can turn into a fly for us :grinning:


#8

No, but he will explain to everyone that the monster invasion was inevitable by using a mathematical model based on chaos theory.


#9

No, no, you are all wrong! The next monster is Rube Goldberg!

  • Ability 1: Activates ability 2.
  • Ability 2: Activates ability 3.
  • Ability 3: Activates ability 4.
  • Ability 4: A somewhat complicated ability that somehow ends up activating your traversal.

#10

Mother of God.

I love Rube Goldberg devices, they’re enthralling…