Bill Goldberg next monsterr

Abilities:
Spear
Spear
Spear
Diving Spear

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Wat. <fccccccccccc

Alternate idea, john cena:
Abilities:
The FU
The STFU
The five knuckle shuffle
kick out at two

Why did I somehow think of Jeff Goldblum when I read the title?

You know what? Screw it!

This will be the next monster!

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*Abilities:
Spear
Spear through pod
Diving Spear
JackHammer

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Yea, that seems more like it

Yeah Jeff Goldblum thats what I want!! maybe he can turn into a fly for us :grinning:

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No, but he will explain to everyone that the monster invasion was inevitable by using a mathematical model based on chaos theory.

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No, no, you are all wrong! The next monster is Rube Goldberg!

  • Ability 1: Activates ability 2.
  • Ability 2: Activates ability 3.
  • Ability 3: Activates ability 4.
  • Ability 4: A somewhat complicated ability that somehow ends up activating your traversal.
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Mother of God.

I love Rube Goldberg devices, they’re enthralling…