My team played a Wraith match that lasted 21 minutes. The guy was playing sky Wraith the entire time and not attacking, so we had to whittle away at his health little by little. After many domes, he finally stands still and lets us kill him.
Me: Why did you do that?
Him: I work and go to school. I’m not as good as you guys.
Me: So do I, but you should have at least fought.
Him: I’m good at school. Also, I’m high AF.
Me: Lmao. Alright, dude. GG.
Always weird when you expect your opponent to be a butthurt jerk, but they end up being alright.