Behemoths diet plan


#1

How and what are we gonna use for Behemoth to lose weight I mean look at this guy
we want him to go from this

to this

we need to make this happen so I need all the help we can get.


#2

Eating other Goliaths could be a good start :smiley: Or sit on him. One or the other.


#3

I was thinking he should start doing sit-ups lots and lots of them.


#4

Less rock candy, chocolate lava cake and Mississippi mud pies. More corpses and souls of his unfortunate victims and lean meat. Oh, and celery, lots and lots of celery.


#5

but that belly has to go so he must eat veggies and do sit-ups and jumping jacks.


#6

He should probably practice leaping to get around now too. Rolling is too easy.


#7

yeah and have him do pull-ups and have goliath as his coach.


#8

Kraken is the best coach. Lightning whips if he does it wrong.


#9

Do some lifts with goliaths while on Val’s Tranq and abe’s stasis, and taking a rigorous diet from wraiths.


#10

yeah and use wraith for motivation for Behemoth.


#11

‘‘Oh behemoth darling, we got those cabot-cakes you like!!!’’

behemoth intensifies


#12

Then Behemoth will be put on a treadmill to chase hours and hours after those cabot-cakes.


#13

Ok, the last thing we need to-do, is avoid the blue color, or else we will have a second ‘‘gotta go fast’’ running around.


#14

this what would happen if behemoth became the second gotta go fast


#15

Less fur, more rock, you got it spot on, and no shoes, megamouths.


#16

Now we must force behemoth to watch motivational tapes by sonic for exercising.


#17

Wait a minute, won’t behemoth be OP if he keeps his stats after his weight loss ?


#18

Behemoth needs a giant hamster wheel to exercise.


#19

OMG, the biggest hamster-powered PC in the world !!!

Making people lag out since 2015.


#20

YES AND HE can loose wait at the same time too!