Before the Hunters were Hunters


#1

They were all ordinary people with ordinary jobs. Here are their stories:

###Torvald- An ultimate frisbee pro player.

###Slim- A beekeeper.

###Sunny- A mechanic.

###Crow- A Falconer.


###Parnell- An NBA player.

###Caira- A scientist…a scientist’s labrat, that is. She picked up a trick or two.

###Cabot- A priest. Don’t ask me why. Don’t ask him, either. He’s a little salty about being excommunicated.

###Abe- …Some things are better left unsaid, especially in polite company.

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###Hyde- A pesticide man. Putting that Chemsprayer to good use.

###Lazarus- The resident creepy old guy. Trust me- he does not have candy.

###Bucket- A toaster.

###Griffin- A wildlife film presenter. Inspired Steve Irwin, Steve Backshall and David Attenborough.

###Markov- An actor. Acted in films like “Eliminator” and “Animal-that-hunts-other-animals.”

###Val- A Zookeeper. Putting those tranqs to good use. Granted, they were so potent that they killed the wildlife but oh well. Details, details.


###Hank- Whatever this is, that’s what he was. I guess.

###Maggie and Daisy- Royal Dogshow competitors. Won every single year and lived off of the huge prizes.

I’m not allowed to tell you about Tier 5 yet, am I? Can’t remember the exact release date…Ah well.


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#2

The face on Laz looking at the girl. :worried: Why would Cabot an ex priest allow him on the team.


#3

Cabot’s done worse. Besides, Laz really just wanted to help her out. He was going to braid her hair and sing her a lullaby and then return her to her family.


#4

hahaha that face did not look like help. I guess Laz isn’t good at showing emotions.


#5

Pretty sure Bucket worked for PotatoWare. Toasters can be expensive.


#6

You’re expensive.

…I’m sorry, it’s a weird teen thing and I’m trying to mingle with the local delinquents, as it were.


#7

Some of these are pretty funny. ^.-
Caira is a lab rat now? Laz is a creep? Val as a Zookeeper? O.o


#8

Yep. She was a labrat. She learned all she knows from the scientists there.

Laz is a creep. No doubt about it.

And where do you think she got those tranqs from?


#9

Uhhuh… ^.-


#10

So Parnell used to have a white man’s body, Val was a middle-aged overweight comedian, and Daisy had chicken legs? I don’t even…


#11

You cannot comprehend the changes that lifestyle improvements can make? Yeah, it’s great.


#12

:laughing:

Why do you think some of them are funny? ^.-


#13

I wouldn’t dare laugh at them. I respect their life choices regardless of how silly they may be.


#14

Val is not only a zoo keeper she’s also agent 007 we just don’t know it :wink:


#15

James Bond huh?


#16

Why do you think he is no longer a priest


#17

He’ll yeah! Call me Wolsky, Val Wolsky


#18

Wolski, not Wolsky.


#19

~gasp~
Don’t be mean to Ted. ^.^


#20

Either way Val would so rock that agent power