Classic one here. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8(ate) 9.
The following is a conversation between a father and his teenage daughter.
“Hey dad? You remember when I was little how you told me that because I killed a butterfly that there would be no butter for one week?”
“Yeah honey, but that was years ago.”
“Well, do you remember how when I killed a honey bee that you said there would be no honey for a week?”
“Yes I do, but again, that was a long time ago. Why are you bringing this up? What’s your point?”
“Well, mom just killed a cockroach. Should I break the news to her?”